Anti-Vax Leader Urges Followers to Drink Their Own Urine to Fight COVID

[Cavebear]

Egads! I'm getting nauseous. 

Apparently, the secret is to chill it first (and I would add some gin).

[Cavebear]

I've been to several of these threads, and I've rectum all.

That was GOOD! On Futurama, the professor said they renamed Uranus to "Urectum". Cracked me up TOTALLY!

[SYZ]

After opening an Indian refinery dedicated to collecting cow urine in Jalore, the Rajasthan
government now plans to use the liquid to disinfect hospitals in the state.  The pilot project
will start with one ward of Jaipur's biggest hospital—the Sawai Man Singh Hospital. A team
of doctors will compare the result with that of another ward where a regular disinfectant
has been used.



"Cow urine has medicinal value. Here at the gaushala (a protective shelter for cows) we make
and sell medicines for kidneys and even eye drops," said Devi Singh, caretaker at the Pinjra Pol
in Jaipur.

—Excerpted from New Delhi Television Ltd (NDTV) online, 6 May 2015.

Puts a new twist on the phrase "taking the piss".    

[Gwaithmir]

Egads! I'm getting nauseous. 

Apparently, the secret is to chill it first (and I would add some gin).  

That's it! I'm outta here! 

[Deesse23]

"Eye drops"

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Which head of India promoted drinking one's urine?

[Thingymebob]

Which head of India promoted drinking one's urine?

The one with the bad breath.

[Thingymebob]

I asked my doctor about urine gargling.

He told me that he was a Russian cosmonaut.

[Dancefortwo]

Found this meme on the vaxxman's forum.  



The only time one should ever drink urine is if one is lost at sea.  Many a desperate sailor with a choice between certain death from drinking ocean water and possible survival drinking their own pee have survived doing the latter.   But that's the only damned time one should do this.  


I bet we could convince antivaxxers to eat their own shit based on fecal transplant science. 


https://www.google.com/search?q=fecal+tr...e&ie=UTF-8

Let's go on facebook and pretend we're antivaxxers with a new cure for Covid.   It's the "Eating Your Own Fecal" cure.   Nevermind that horrible Covid vaccine which is part of a government conspiracy to control everyone's mind.  Don't get vaccinated!   Eat your own shit instead.     

I bet these idiots would fall for it.

[Fireball]

Found this meme on the vaxxman's forum.  



The only time one should ever drink urine is if one is lost at sea.  Many a desperate sailor with a choice between certain death from drinking ocean water and possible survival drinking their own pee have survived doing the latter.   But that's the only damned time one should do this.  


I bet we could convince antivaxxers to eat their own shit based on fecal transplant science. 


https://www.google.com/search?q=fecal+tr...e&ie=UTF-8

Let's go on facebook and pretend we're antivaxxers with a new cure for Covid.   It's the "Eating Your Own Fecal" cure.   Nevermind that horrible Covid vaccine which is part of a government conspiracy to control everyone's mind.  Don't get vaccinated!   Eat your own shit instead.     

I bet these idiots would fall for it.

Don't attach scientific credibility to it, that'll just scare them off.

[no one]

The thread judges just came riding through.

After a thorough inspection, their judgement reads, in part:
"Urinate, if there was less sewer humor, you'd be a 10."

[Dancefortwo]

Found this meme on the vaxxman's forum.  



The only time one should ever drink urine is if one is lost at sea.  Many a desperate sailor with a choice between certain death from drinking ocean water and possible survival drinking their own pee have survived doing the latter.   But that's the only damned time one should do this.  


I bet we could convince antivaxxers to eat their own shit based on fecal transplant science. 


https://www.google.com/search?q=fecal+tr...e&ie=UTF-8

Let's go on facebook and pretend we're antivaxxers with a new cure for Covid.   It's the "Eating Your Own Fecal" cure.   Nevermind that horrible Covid vaccine which is part of a government conspiracy to control everyone's mind.  Don't get vaccinated!   Eat your own shit instead.     

I bet these idiots would fall for it.

Don't attach scientific credibility to it, that'll just scare them off.

There is a long tradition of Buddhists drinking their own urine for health and a little bit of science behind it for cancer therapy.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6148057/

Now, I don't know if this was the original source of the antivaxxer who made the initial claim but it very well could be.  What these idiots like to do is find something that is has a little bit of science behind it but was rejected by that modern day bogeyman, Big Pharma.   And since Big Pharma is in cahoots with the governments of the world to control the masses antivaxxers take any rejected information as the "real truth" that is being hidden from the public.   So the whole thing fits into their conspiracy theory worldview.   

I need to find the original source of the guy who claimed urine could cure Covid.  I don't have a lot to do today.  Tee-hee.

[Dancefortwo]

So here's some more information on urine....which some of you may or may not be interested in.      <---- or ---->   

The guy who made the initial claim about urine is an antivaxxer named Christopher Key.  Here's his comment.  

there are “tons and tons of research … [and] peer-reviewed published papers on urine”

No.  There are no double blind, peer reviewed studies on humans. There are studies on rabbits and other animals but none of them are blinded.

Here's some more information on the uses of urine. 

Two or three week old urine was aged and traditionally used to wash clothes for centuries and it is an antibactorial agent sorta like ammonia.  It goes back to Roman times.   It was one of the few things that got stains out of white shirts before modern detergents and bleach.   Women would put white shirts and tunics in vats of old male urine and stomp on the shirts with their feet, sorta like stomping on grapes to make wine.  They'd rinse all the urine out of the shirt and then lay the shirts out in the "drying fields" which every community had.






Between the sun, the chlorophyll chemicals in the grass and the old urine they'd end up with a white shirt. 

Urine is also used in artists paints.  Indian Yellow uses the cow urine to enhance the brilliance of the color.  This is what Van Gogh used in his beautiful paintings.



I have a tube of Indian Yellow watercolor from an Indian source and it's really expensive but it's one of the most brilliant yelllows I've ever painted with.  

So that's my bladder filling post on the uses of urine.   

[Thumpalumpacus]

There are no double blind, peer reviewed studies on humans.

Is that "peer" as in "a coequal of the same or similar status", or "peer" as in "one who just got done peeing"?

I'm telling you, these jokes just write themselves.

[mordant]

I've been to several of these threads, and I've rectum all.

That was GOOD!  On Futurama, the professor said they renamed Uranus to "Urectum".  Cracked me up TOTALLY!

In a Dilbert comic years ago, Dogbert, acting as a business consultant, was coming up with new names for rebranding the pointy-haired bosse's company. The names were combining names of planets with electrical terms. He suggested Uranus-Hertz. The pointy-haired boss exclaimed, "I LIKE IT!"

[Thingymebob]

There are no double blind, peer reviewed studies on humans.

Is that "peer" as in "a coequal of the same or similar status", or "peer" as in "one who just got done peeing"?

I'm telling you, these jokes just write themselves.

So what's peer review?  Some sort of weird fetish?

[Thumpalumpacus]

There are no double blind, peer reviewed studies on humans.

Is that "peer" as in "a coequal of the same or similar status", or "peer" as in "one who just got done peeing"?

I'm telling you, these jokes just write themselves.

So what's peer review?  Some sort of weird fetish?

Like you've never glanced over into the next urinal!

[jerry mcmasters]

Is that "peer" as in "a coequal of the same or similar status", or "peer" as in "one who just got done peeing"?

I'm telling you, these jokes just write themselves.

So what's peer review?  Some sort of weird fetish?

Like you've never glanced over into the next urinal!

I've tried but my view is always obstructed by my massive penis.

[no one]

You ever wonder why antivaxer types don't argue with astrophysicists and tell them their "science" is wrong because their neighbor's cousin's sister in law claimed to once own a telescope, and knows the truth?

[Dancefortwo]

Is that "peer" as in "a coequal of the same or similar status", or "peer" as in "one who just got done peeing"?

I'm telling you, these jokes just write themselves.

So what's peer review?  Some sort of weird fetish?

Like you've never glanced over into the next urinal!

I swear, you guys are so strange.  

[SYZ]

Like you've never glanced over into the next urinal!

Like I was using a McDonald's toilet the other day..... was very embarrassing.

The bloke next me had a Whopper, while I've only got a Quarter-Pounder.

[SYZ]

I swear, you guys are so strange.

This has to be a question only a woman would ask... considering...

[Thingymebob]

So what's peer review?  Some sort of weird fetish?

Like you've never glanced over into the next urinal!

I've tried but my view is always obstructed by my massive penis.

I'm like a baby down there.

6lb 4oz.

[Dom]

I swear, you guys are so strange.

This has to be a question only a woman would ask... considering...

My boobs got in the way very occasionally - like when I inspected the carburetor in my car and emerged with black dots on the t-shirt covering my nipples. 

That doesn't compare though to having this highly vulnerable stuff dangling between my legs all the time. I can't even imagine that.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Some ... ladies ... get a ... kick ... of seeing how guys would react.