Reason number 5133024 there is no god

[TinyDave]

For all the reasons to not believe there's a magic sky pixie, they will never overcome the  top 2 reasons to believe:

1) Magic
B) The insignificance of human existence, especially my own, is downright frightening. Consequently, I must believe I am super special, and that I mean everything. So therefore, magic sky pixie.

Do you not want a sugar daddy in the sky?
Do you not want all of your dreams (except for the clown ones) made true?

[Vera]

Do you not want a sugar daddy in the sky?

And just like that, religion suddenly became a million times creepier  

On second thought, not really *that* suddenly and not really *became*: Woman marries Jesus Christ, becomes consecrated virgin.

And she ain't the first or the hundred and first either.

And of course, there the pus-drinking Saint Catherine but frankly, I've disgusted myself enough for one day.