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12-01-2018, 04:06 PM
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The incredible, edible...
... anus.
"Leonardo da Vinci. Henry Ford. Steve Jobs. Once in a while, a visionary comes along with an idea that changes the very way we live our lives. And now, it looks like it’s time to add another name to that list: Magnus Irvin, owner and operator of Edible Anus, a company that makes chocolate molds of everyone’s favorite orifice.
Behold:
![[Image: anus-500x299.jpeg]](https://6f92bqs5tv-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/anus-500x299.jpeg)
Right now, you can buy a box of three edible anuses, in milk, dark and white chocolate, for just $10. However, if you want a gift that’s even more special, Mr. Irvin will make a bronze mold of your anus for just $1,900.
![[Image: anus-2-459x500.png]](https://6f92bqs5tv-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/anus-2-459x500.png)
Leonardo da Vinci. Henry Ford. Steve Jobs. Once in a while, a visionary comes along with an idea that changes the very way we live our lives. And now, it looks like it’s time to add another name to that list: Magnus Irvin, owner and operator of Edible Anus, a company that makes chocolate molds of everyone’s favorite orifice.
Right now, you can buy a box of three edible anuses, in milk, dark and white chocolate, for just $10. However, if you want a gift that’s even more special, Mr. Irvin will make a bronze mold of your anus for just $1,900.
Hmmmm, should I get my girlfriend a diamond, or a bronze cast of my butthole? I just can’t make up my mind!
The Edible Anus story goes all the way back to 2006, when Mr. Irvin, a London-based artist, was working on an exhibit featuring a variety of multi-colored chocolate anuses. As Mr. Irvin told it, his first attempts were ill-fated and messy. Here is his description, which is VERY NSFW. (But then, you did already click on a link about “Edible Anuses,” so if this quote offends you, that’s kind of on you):
“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”
The process of modeling someone’s anus for chocolate or bronze is anything but simple. Irvin uses the same gel dentists use to make molds of teeth. The gel takes half an hour to set, meaning you have to keep your legs propped up in the air for an uncomfortable amount of time.
Sometimes, you just gotta suffer for your art.
It may be too late in the year to get a custom chocolate or bronze mold of your anus for that special someone. But Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, if you want to give your most intimate partner a gift they will remember forever.
Come to think of it, a chocolate mold of your anus is ALSO a great gift for your worst enemy. It’s the rare gift that works equally well for lovers and enemies, but Mr. Irvin, bless him, has found it."
“We drift down time, clutching at straws. But what good's a brick to a drowning man?”
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12-01-2018, 04:10 PM
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The incredible, edible...
Please don't ban me, it's just an organ!
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12-01-2018, 04:10 PM
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Need. Mind. Bleach.
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12-01-2018, 04:12 PM
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“We drift down time, clutching at straws. But what good's a brick to a drowning man?”
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12-01-2018, 04:17 PM
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Argh! Now I remember why I was applying the mind bleach. 
It's all good. After all, it's not like any of us don't have one ourselves.
At least I hope not.
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12-01-2018, 04:18 PM
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(12-01-2018, 04:10 PM)Vera Wrote: Please don't ban me, it's just an organ!
Yeah but not one you play in church.
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12-01-2018, 04:23 PM
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(12-01-2018, 04:12 PM)Vera Wrote: @Mathilda Mind? 
That's true. People do bleach their anus.
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12-01-2018, 04:27 PM
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I've seen that before, but I can never stop giggling over edible anus.
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12-01-2018, 04:29 PM
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Holy Shit Vera! I'm going to have to be more careful opening your newest threads at work from now on!
My first thought though... was can I get one with a cherry or caramel filling?
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12-01-2018, 04:32 PM
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(12-01-2018, 04:18 PM)Mathilda Wrote: (12-01-2018, 04:10 PM)Vera Wrote: Please don't ban me, it's just an organ!
Yeah but not one you play in church.
I'm not so sure about that. 
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12-01-2018, 04:37 PM
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Well, he's not hurting anybody so I don't see problem with this little eccentricity .
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12-01-2018, 04:49 PM
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(12-01-2018, 04:32 PM)Unsapien Wrote: (12-01-2018, 04:18 PM)Mathilda Wrote: (12-01-2018, 04:10 PM)Vera Wrote: Please don't ban me, it's just an organ!
Yeah but not one you play in church.
I'm not so sure about that.
Well it probably matters whose anus you play I suppose.
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12-01-2018, 04:53 PM
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I think there should be some made with pop-rocks inside. The explosive effect might make it less weird and maybe even fun. You know, for the kids. 
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12-01-2018, 04:55 PM
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They need a special edition with a hamster's tail coming out the middle.
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12-01-2018, 05:02 PM
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(12-01-2018, 04:53 PM)Kim Wrote: I think there should be some made with pop-rocks inside. The explosive effect might make it less weird and maybe even fun. You know, for the kids.
Thanks Kim. I just lol'd so hard I scared my cat! 
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12-01-2018, 06:29 PM
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I'm confused. I'm getting the impression this is some sort of in-joke that I'm not privy to!
EDIT: LOL @ chocolate anuses though.
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12-01-2018, 06:34 PM
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(12-01-2018, 04:10 PM)Mathilda Wrote: Need. Mind. Bleach.
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12-01-2018, 06:37 PM
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What, no liquid chocolate filling?
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12-01-2018, 06:37 PM
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(12-01-2018, 04:06 PM)Vera Wrote: Come to think of it, a chocolate mold of your anus is ALSO a great gift for your worst enemy.
 can you imagine? “Your potato salad was awful, Carol now eat my ass!!”
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12-01-2018, 06:50 PM
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Oh wow I think I'm missing some really funny joke here—don't get the context at all—but I enjoyed that post that was good LOL.
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12-01-2018, 07:13 PM
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(12-01-2018, 06:50 PM)EvieTheAvocado Wrote: Oh wow I think I'm missing some really funny joke here—don't get the context at all—but I enjoyed that post that was good LOL.
If you thought my joke was funny, I think you’re getting it  we’re all just joking about personalized chocolate buttholes 
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12-01-2018, 08:19 PM
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Yep, sometimes you just never know what to expect when you open a Vera thread. It was a total surprise to see a piece about edible, melt in your mouth chocolate anuses. All thanks to that London based fartist, Mr. Maganus Irvin. 
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12-01-2018, 08:36 PM
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(12-01-2018, 07:13 PM)Smercury44 Wrote: (12-01-2018, 06:50 PM)EvieTheAvocado Wrote: Oh wow I think I'm missing some really funny joke here—don't get the context at all—but I enjoyed that post that was good LOL.
If you thought my joke was funny, I think you’re getting it we’re all just joking about personalized chocolate buttholes
Oh! So it's not like some sort of wordplay or wit ... it's just laughing at the hilarity of how funny it would be if this sort of thing actually frequently happened in reality: If we ate Carol's chocolate butthole and she danced on our pet Lizard's toupee or whatever it was that you said that made me perceive myself to be most amused at the hilarity of what you expressed.
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12-01-2018, 09:35 PM
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(12-01-2018, 08:19 PM)Marozz Wrote: It was a total surprise to see a piece about edible, melt in your mouth chocolate anuses.
Yes. Yes. Thanks for that 
I needed to stop you before you said the word flaky.
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12-01-2018, 09:37 PM
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(12-01-2018, 09:35 PM)Mathilda Wrote: (12-01-2018, 08:19 PM)Marozz Wrote: It was a total surprise to see a piece about edible, melt in your mouth chocolate anuses.
Yes. Yes. Thanks for that
I needed to stop you before you said the word flaky.
Still better than "chewy", in my opinion.
... what?
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