Quote:According to Jewish apocrypha
You're quite right, Grymp. Of course, the reason the apocrypha didn't make the cut is because it differed from the agreed upon line of shit that the priests put out. Back then, you crossed priests at your own risk.*
* Still applicable in certain parts of the world and would be here if we let the fucks get away with it.
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”