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08-20-2024, 04:49 AM
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https://www.cnn.com/holy-grail-leon-spai...index.html
Quote:They all say they’ve got the Holy Grail. So who’s right?
Quote:And then you enter a special chapel or museum, where the holiest of items resides. Behind a glass case stands the stuff of legend: the Holy Grail.
Or is it? What makes this cup the Holy Grail – but not another?
In Europe alone, there are said to be around 200 cups, each thought to be the Holy Grail – the cup used by Jesus Christ at the Last Supper.
200 cups at one dinner? Perhaps jesus was a drunken sot.
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08-20-2024, 05:31 AM
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(08-20-2024, 04:49 AM)Minimalist Wrote: https://www.cnn.com/holy-grail-leon-spai...index.html
Quote:They all say they’ve got the Holy Grail. So who’s right?
Quote:And then you enter a special chapel or museum, where the holiest of items resides. Behind a glass case stands the stuff of legend: the Holy Grail.
Or is it? What makes this cup the Holy Grail – but not another?
In Europe alone, there are said to be around 200 cups, each thought to be the Holy Grail – the cup used by Jesus Christ at the Last Supper.
200 cups at one dinner? Perhaps jesus was a drunken sot.
Well, that would explain a lot. But in one Avengers movie, Capt America complained that his metabolism was so fast, he couldn't drink enough to get drunk. Maybe Jesus was like that. LOL!
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08-20-2024, 05:38 AM
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I knew there was a reason they ran out of wine at that marriage ceremony. Fucking jesus drank the place dry!
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08-20-2024, 12:11 PM
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Only Indiana Jones know the truth.
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08-20-2024, 02:59 PM
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08-20-2024, 03:09 PM
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Maybe there were multiple sittings of the Last Supper???
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08-20-2024, 03:10 PM
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(08-20-2024, 04:49 AM)Minimalist Wrote: 200 cups at one dinner? Perhaps jesus was a drunken sot.
If you could turn water into wine wouldn't you be one too?
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08-20-2024, 03:11 PM
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(08-20-2024, 04:49 AM)Minimalist Wrote: 200 cups at one dinner? Perhaps jesus was a drunken sot. Or a cagey businessperson. Drink a sip from each of 472 cups, then distributed them worldwide to advance his "brand".
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08-20-2024, 03:16 PM
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(08-20-2024, 12:11 PM)brewerb Wrote: Only Indiana Jones know the truth.
Great practical effects in that scene. The final shot where his hair was growing out was filmed in reverse -- someone was pulling the hair inward so it got shorter on the dummy head, pushed the eyeballs into place, etc., then running it backwards it looks like he's decaying.
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08-20-2024, 04:46 PM
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(08-20-2024, 03:16 PM)mordant Wrote: (08-20-2024, 12:11 PM)brewerb Wrote: Only Indiana Jones know the truth.
Great practical effects in that scene. The final shot where his hair was growing out was filmed in reverse -- someone was pulling the hair inward so it got shorter on the dummy head, pushed the eyeballs into place, etc., then running it backwards it looks like he's decaying.
Great, can't watch that the same way now. Stop ruining my suspension of disbelief. 
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08-20-2024, 04:55 PM
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(08-20-2024, 03:11 PM)mordant Wrote: (08-20-2024, 04:49 AM)Minimalist Wrote: 200 cups at one dinner? Perhaps jesus was a drunken sot. Or a cagey businessperson. Drink a sip from each of 472 cups, then distributed them worldwide to advance his "brand".
Maybe scrawl "Jesus" on it, like Fuckface does with his buildings?
Of course, "Jesus" couldn't use Latin since that had no "J" before the 1520s.
He could have used Greek but who the hell can read Greek?
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08-20-2024, 05:17 PM
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I love how many foreskins there are of Jesus circulating. Let’s think about that one!
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08-20-2024, 05:21 PM
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Well..... he was a big prick!
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08-20-2024, 05:47 PM
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Gather em all up, make a lovely necklace. Very OT.
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08-20-2024, 05:51 PM
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(08-20-2024, 05:17 PM)pattylt Wrote: I love how many foreskins there are of Jesus circulating. Let’s think about that one!
It's easy. Lizards regenerate and Jesus had multiple foreskins. Thus Jesus was a lizardmen.
Wake up sheeple. 
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08-21-2024, 04:35 PM
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(08-20-2024, 05:17 PM)pattylt Wrote: I love how many foreskins there are of Jesus circulating. Let’s think about that one!
About 18 European churches claimed to have it in their possession during medieval times. Holy Prepuce - Wikipedia
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08-21-2024, 05:09 PM
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(08-21-2024, 04:35 PM)Gwaithmir Wrote: (08-20-2024, 05:17 PM)pattylt Wrote: I love how many foreskins there are of Jesus circulating. Let’s think about that one!
About 18 European churches claimed to have it in their possession during medieval times. Holy Prepuce - Wikipedia
Poor Jesus…being god he must have continually regrown his foreskin only to have it wacked off again and again.
And since this is all before DNA analysis or even blood typing, how did they know? Of course they didn’t..it was a simple grift for pilgrims to make donations…just as the holy grails, the pieces of the cross and the nails used to hang him….all of which have multiple copies…including enough pieces of the cross to build about five of them.
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08-21-2024, 05:15 PM
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How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skindivers.
Sorry.
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08-21-2024, 06:25 PM
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(08-20-2024, 04:49 AM)Minimalist Wrote: https://www.cnn.com/holy-grail-leon-spai...index.html
Quote:They all say they’ve got the Holy Grail. So who’s right?
Quote:And then you enter a special chapel or museum, where the holiest of items resides. Behind a glass case stands the stuff of legend: the Holy Grail.
Or is it? What makes this cup the Holy Grail – but not another?
In Europe alone, there are said to be around 200 cups, each thought to be the Holy Grail – the cup used by Jesus Christ at the Last Supper.
200 cups at one dinner? Perhaps jesus was a drunken sot.
Shit, that's worse than Presidential signing pens.
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08-21-2024, 06:54 PM
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(08-20-2024, 05:17 PM)pattylt Wrote: I love how many foreskins there are of Jesus circulating. Let’s think about that one!
This is exactly why I never eat squid rings.
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08-21-2024, 08:03 PM
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I had an idea, how about we make a last supper pic with Min in jesus place (his avatar). You can use me as judas.
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08-21-2024, 11:20 PM
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(08-20-2024, 12:11 PM)brewerb Wrote:
I hate when that happens.
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08-21-2024, 11:30 PM
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08-22-2024, 05:41 PM
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(08-20-2024, 05:17 PM)pattylt Wrote: I love how many foreskins there are of Jesus circulating. Let’s think about that one!
They're all just pieces. Jesus was just the name Priapus took after converting.
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08-22-2024, 06:16 PM
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Priapus from a fresco in the House of the Vettii in Pompeii.
![[Image: F39.1Priapos.jpg]](https://www.theoi.com/image/F39.1Priapos.jpg)
Our guide suggested the point of the fresco was that "it's worth its weight in gold."
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