Are you stalking Jesus?

[OMM]

Well? Are you?

[brewerb]

He used to show up routinely in the spring and summer, then I started mowing my own lawn again so not so much now.

[Dexta]

Stalking is a criminal offence. "Stalking" Jesus? Not a real, live person, therefore impossible and thus not illegal. Please clarify OP.

[mordant]

There's a lot of poetic stuff in the Bible about "hungering and thirsting for righteousness" and pining for god and Jesus, and that translates into some pretty weird stuff in the fundagelical world ... for example some love ballads to Jesus, young girls who say they are directing their sexual energy toward Jesus rather than mere boys, or for that matter, the whole phenomenon of nuns in Catholicism. It's pretty creepy when you think about it.

[Minimalist]

Probably piss poor translations.  James I had his particular dung pile of a bible written to solidify his concept of the Divine Right of Kings.  Big surprise there, eh?

[JDog554]

We live in the same neighborhood and happen to drive the same routes, no need to get the cops involved.

[Minimalist]

[brewerb]

Maybe this wasn't meant as 'stalking' but 's... talking'. If so then yes, jesus is my bowel movement.

[Dānu]

[Cavebear]

Where did you find THAT? LOL.

[Minimalist]

I think I put something like landscaper jesus into google and selected images.

[Cavebear]

I think I put something like landscaper jesus into google and selected images.

Were you looking for a Google "no find"? That was truly a weird search. Loved it, though!

[Minimalist]

I actually find that no matter what oddball thing I put in to Google it always comes up with something.  The other day I went looking for a 50+ year old Doonesbury cartoon and it found it in half a second.

The search string there was something like Doonesbury "not baby ducks".  I'm getting too old for this world.

[Chas]

I have followed this thread and been amused, but WTF did the OP mean and why hasn't he/she clarified?

[Atothetheist]

I have followed this thread and been amused, but WTF did the OP mean and why hasn't he/she clarified?

We’ll never know.

[Rahn127]

The list of fiction beings that occupy my thoughts every so often.

The Green Lantern and all the light constructs that can be made that are limited to his imagination
Superman and how he blocks out all the screams of people being raped and or murdered around the world at all times.
The reason why Super evil comic book Gods want to control everything. Psychologically it's a fascinating mindset.
Why do they seek control of everything around them ? There has got to be some childhood trauma involved in that.

I could keep listing another 30 fictional characters that have awesome back stories and or issues with their powers, but I won't bore you with that.

Instead I'll say that this jesus fellow never enters my mind on a daily basis. I don't have any thoughts about this fictional character.
The only time I ever read about this character is here on this forum and even then, it's not really that interesting.

[no one]

Jebus isn't really my type. I've been "pursuing" Wonder Woman.

[Minimalist]

I feel more as if I have been ignoring jesus.

[Dānu]

[c172]

Is she a pretty 20 year old?


Still no.