How Did Moses Get Water from Rocks?

[brewerb]

How many rocks do you think it would take to quench the thirst of all following moses and their animals as in the story (in tons would suffice)?

Depends on the rock.

OK, damn, didn't expect to need specifics. For this derail let's use the type(s) of rocks that exist where the story took place.

[Aliza]

Enough to fill the Jordan river

Is that during the rainy season?

Dunno!

[mordant]

Courtesy Wiki

James K. Hoffmeier (born February 13, 1951) is an American Old Testament scholar, an archaeologist and an egyptologist.[1] He was Professor of Old Testament and Ancient Near Eastern History and Archaeology at Trinity Evangelical Divinity School.

Well that fucking figures.

Yeah Dave isn't a fundamentalist, and understands fundamentalism's many basic problems (which I assume is why he switched away from it) but he's happy to cite their "scholarship" when it's helpful to his "arguments".