Jesus Loves You.

[Ajberry]

This is my first thread here wanting to let you all know that Jesus loves you! Regardless of your view of Him.

[Aliza]

M'kay. 

[no one]

jebus is make believe.

Kindly take your utter nonsense, and shove it.

[airportkid]

This fellow was told the same thing, compounding the cruelty he suffered, not alleviating it.  There are others alive today also trapped in unspeakably cruel circumstances Jesus does nothing to remedy.  You should consider carefully what you say because many people would only be hurt, not helped, by being told that thoughtless aphorism.

[SYZ]

This is my first thread here wanting to let you all know that Jesus loves you! Regardless of your view of Him.

Do you really think this is an appropriate comment to
make as your first on an ATHEIST forum?  

I don't have any opinion at all of a man allegedly known
as "Jesus" —who may well never have existed.

[1Sam15]

This is my first thread here wanting to let you all know that Jesus loves you! Regardless of your view of Him.

How do you know

[Deesse23]

.... Jesus loves you! Regardless of your view of Him.

Welcome!

Great, thanks for the good news. If he doesnt care of my views, do you? If so, be more like Jesus!

[epronovost]

Is this some sort of sexual harassment? If I don't love Jesus and made it clear that I cared not about him and yet he still pursues me relentlessly, heedless to my demand to be left alone, is that not harassment? I don't wish ill on the godling, but at some point take a hint.

[Dancefortwo]

Julius Caesar loves you back.  They're both dead as a doornail though.

[Minimalist]

Caesar is a has-been.

Jesus is a never-was.

[Gwaithmir]

This is my first thread here wanting to let you all know that Jesus loves you! Regardless of your view of Him.

Yeah, and I'm King Isildur! 

[adey67]

Oh please that's such an inappropriate comment, how would you feel if I went on a Christian forum spreading the "good news" of atheism? Well it wouldn't happen because Christian forums are hugely intolerant even identifying as an atheist can be sufficient to earn a ban. I've been looking for an excuse to use this particular emoji and now I've found it.


Edit: sorry, I'm not normally like this especially with newcomers but your post really pissed me off. Here's a thought, try dialing things back a bit engaging with some non contentious threads about food or hobbies or start a thread where we can discuss why you believe and why we don't, so long as you are honest and acknowledge points it could be quite interesting.

[brewerb]

This is my first thread here wanting to let you all know that Jesus loves you! Regardless of your view of Him.

Thanks for ruining my morning,.............. in more ways than one.

However, if you're a troll that was a good one.

[pattylt]

Jesus loves me in the same way my dead grandfather loves me….it’s a meaningless statement.

[Rainprooffredturnip]

Yeah. I've heard that Jesus loves everyone... Rapists peadophiles and wife beaters.

What a guy!

[Bucky Ball]

This is my first thread here wanting to let you all know that Jesus loves you! Regardless of your view of Him.

Hey dumbass, you really should read your Babble once in a while.
"For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; not as a result of works, that no one should boast. (Ephesians 2:8–9)

Your Jebus doesn't really love us enough to give us faith.

[Minimalist]

[Dancefortwo]

I'm sure this person is a drive-by troll.  

He/she probably ran back to his/her little christian forum where unicorns fart rainbow bubbles and everything is always golden and wonderful and nothing bad ever happens and everyone is holier than thou and life is a perfect fairytale because their favorite white prince will come back on his perfectly coiffed white steed and rescue everyone from bad stuff.  Everything is all happy-snappy and smilley and cute and sweet.   It's all so disgustingly sweet that diabetic needles are strewn everywhere to keep Jesus believers from going into a diabetic coma.   But they don't care because it's it feels so good to suck up Jesus cum like a whore performing oral sex on a billionare client....


.....or something like that.  

[Dānu]

They've got unicorns that fart rainbow bubbles? I got to get me some of that.

[Dancefortwo]

I think this is a good opportunity to repost some of the most ridiculous Christians albums and songs from the 1960's.   Christians haven't really changed much over the decades, have they?

[pattylt]

They've got unicorns that fart rainbow bubbles?  I got to get me some of that.

Unfortunately, like the rest of their Bible babble, that’s not real either…dammit.

[Dancefortwo]

Back again with more Christian shit.

Not sure what this guy is suggesting here. 




You can't make this stuff up.

[Minimalist]

Good thing jesus loves them because those broads are so butt-ugly that normal guys would be double-bagging them.

[airportkid]

The cult goes vinyl!  Now THAT'S kinky!

I'm sure material like that is still available from the library, putting more irony into the book ban fanatacism than there's iron in those old stylus needles.

[Dancefortwo]

The cult goes vinyl!  Now THAT'S kinky!

I'm sure material like that is still available from the library, putting more irony into the book ban fanatacism than there's iron in those old stylus needles.

It's amazing how much sexual innuendo is in religion.   "Jesus Touch Me!"   lolol   I guess because sex is considered sinful so it's ends up that that's all religious people think about.