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09-26-2023, 12:23 AM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
How in the name of fuck are these people taken seriously.
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09-26-2023, 08:13 AM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
I visited the site, the rapture has been rescheduled for the 27th September.
The whole point of having cake is to eat it
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09-26-2023, 05:45 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
(09-26-2023, 08:13 AM)adey67 Wrote: I visited the site, the rapture has been rescheduled for the 27th September.
So, it’s tomorrow then. Did they apologize for the error?
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09-26-2023, 07:38 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
(09-26-2023, 08:13 AM)adey67 Wrote: I visited the site, the rapture has been rescheduled for the 27th September.
Oh, ok.  Then I need to get my affairs in order and binge watch some things I've been wanting to see before it all ends. The Detectorists series is on youtube so I'm watching that. I wonder if hell has youtube videos.
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09-26-2023, 07:39 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
Joke is on them. The rapture happened in 1967. It was supposed to be a secret. Oops.
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09-26-2023, 07:40 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
And it was just dogs that were invited.
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09-26-2023, 08:42 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
(09-26-2023, 07:38 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I wonder if hell has youtube videos.
Youtube videos is the entirety of hell. Appealing on its surface, but the true degradation increases logarithmically with continued immersion.
Remember Twilight Zone? An episode featured a rebellious 20 something callow youth whose carelessness caused a fatal car wreck. His soul wound up in a room in the company of a boring old man who rambled endlessly while on the record player spindle was a towering stack of LPs playing Lawrence Welk and Musak. The frustrated youth complained that he'd wound up in hell. The old man, surprised, happy that he had company to talk to, said, no, this was heaven!
An infinite supply of Youtube would quickly be regarded the same as that horrificially tall tower of stacked LPs. See image below for all you youngsters younger than 35:
Record Changer
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09-26-2023, 10:05 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
I raptured three times this year already. I enjoyed it so much, I'm going back in October!
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09-27-2023, 09:54 AM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
“I expect to pass this way but once; any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” (Etienne De Grellet)
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09-27-2023, 05:42 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
D I S S A P O I N T E D…
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09-27-2023, 05:52 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
(09-27-2023, 05:42 PM)pattylt Wrote: D I S S A P O I N T E D…
D I S A P P O I N T E D about the misspelling.
ANYWAY - here's a pop quiz: On Sep 27, how many hours is it Sep 27 somewhere on earth?
A. 12
B. 24
C. 48
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09-27-2023, 06:37 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
(09-27-2023, 05:52 PM)airportkid Wrote: (09-27-2023, 05:42 PM)pattylt Wrote: D I S S A P O I N T E D…
D I S A P P O I N T E D about the misspelling.
ANYWAY - here's a pop quiz: On Sep 27, how many hours is it Sep 27 somewhere on earth?
A. 12
B. 24
C. 48
Is the answer Mississippi?
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09-27-2023, 10:07 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
(09-27-2023, 05:52 PM)airportkid Wrote: (09-27-2023, 05:42 PM)pattylt Wrote: D I S S A P O I N T E D…
D I S A P P O I N T E D about the misspelling.
ANYWAY - here's a pop quiz: On Sep 27, how many hours is it Sep 27 somewhere on earth?
A. 12
B. 24
C. 48
My poor spelling noted…sorry…
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09-27-2023, 10:24 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
(09-27-2023, 10:07 PM)pattylt Wrote: My poor spelling noted…sorry…
That took your credibility right down, PattyL, coupla million, from 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 to 9,999,999,999,999,997,999,999. May not be recoverable.
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09-27-2023, 10:30 PM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
My head is hanging in shame.
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09-28-2023, 12:07 AM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
Well shucks, it's been rescheduled again: Sept. 28th.
Hey Scotty, I told you to beam me up! Don't fuck it up this time!
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09-28-2023, 01:19 AM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
Again? I’m starting to think it will always be only a day away. Jeez, get it right already. Otherwise, I’m thinking you might, just a little, be full of shit!
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09-28-2023, 01:58 AM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
Jehovah comes tomorrow,
bet your bottom dollar it's tomorrow,
Jehovah! Jehovah!
He'll be here, tomorrow!
He's always just a day away!
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09-28-2023, 05:33 AM
Rapture tonight! Sept. 22, 2023!
(09-26-2023, 08:42 PM)airportkid Wrote: (09-26-2023, 07:38 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I wonder if hell has youtube videos.
Youtube videos is the entirety of hell. Appealing on its surface, but the true degradation increases logarithmically with continued immersion.
Remember Twilight Zone? An episode featured a rebellious 20 something callow youth whose carelessness caused a fatal car wreck. His soul wound up in a room in the company of a boring old man who rambled endlessly while on the record player spindle was a towering stack of LPs playing Lawrence Welk and Musak. The frustrated youth complained that he'd wound up in hell. The old man, surprised, happy that he had company to talk to, said, no, this was heaven!
An infinite supply of Youtube would quickly be regarded the same as that horrificially tall tower of stacked LPs. See image below for all you youngsters younger than 35:
Record Changer
"The old man, surprised, happy that he had company to talk to, said, no, this was heaven". Everyone has something they like about anything. LOL!
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