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Small cracks in the Mormon church.
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Small cracks in the Mormon church.
(09-11-2023, 03:19 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: When we drove from Oregon through Utah to get to the Grand Canyon we stayed over night in a small town about 50 miles from Salt Lake City and couldn't find anyplace to get a cup of coffee or even tea or .  Mormons don't drink anything with caffine in it.  So we went down the freeway a ways and found a Denny's and got some coffee there.  While we were sitting there having breakfast this guy comes in with his two wives and about 12 kids.  I was so disgusted I almost tossed up my bacon and eggs. 

Were they there for the coffee??   Deadpan Coffee Drinker
“Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. 
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
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Small cracks in the Mormon church.
(09-16-2023, 06:08 PM)Minimalist Wrote: Can you imagine the yellow cloud that appears behind a blue whale?

Well, NOW I can… hobo
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Small cracks in the Mormon church.
George Carlin once said that it was his job to think of things that other people were too busy to think of.  With George gone, someone has to pick up the flag and carry on.  May as well be me.
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
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(09-16-2023, 11:18 PM)Minimalist Wrote: George Carlin once said that it was his job to think of things that other people were too busy to think of.  With George gone, someone has to pick up the flag and carry on.  May as well be me.

No one can really replace George Carlin. He was well ahead of his time, and he was the funniest man I ever saw.
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(09-16-2023, 11:52 PM)Dom Wrote:
(09-16-2023, 11:18 PM)Minimalist Wrote: George Carlin once said that it was his job to think of things that other people were too busy to think of.  With George gone, someone has to pick up the flag and carry on.  May as well be me.

No one can really replace George Carlin. He was well ahead of his time, and he was the funniest man I ever saw.

His "7 words" routine never failed to make me laugh out loud.
“Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. 
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
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Small cracks in the Mormon church.
(09-17-2023, 12:51 PM)Chas Wrote:
(09-16-2023, 11:52 PM)Dom Wrote: No one can really replace George Carlin. He was well ahead of his time, and he was the funniest man I ever saw.

His "7 words" routine never failed to make me laugh out loud.

Abbreviated: 

Long version 
“Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. 
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
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(09-16-2023, 11:52 PM)Dom Wrote:
(09-16-2023, 11:18 PM)Minimalist Wrote: George Carlin once said that it was his job to think of things that other people were too busy to think of.  With George gone, someone has to pick up the flag and carry on.  May as well be me.

No one can really replace George Carlin. He was well ahead of his time, and he was the funniest man I ever saw.

The woke crowd would be all over his ass these days.
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
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