Expect The RepubliKKKunts To Call Them "Babies" In Short Order

[Minimalist]

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-65914934

Scientists have created the synthetic human embryos - using no eggs or sperm - provoking deep ethical questions, according to reports.
The synthetic embryos - only days or weeks old - could help researchers study the earliest stages of human development and explain pregnancy loss.
Nobody is currently suggesting growing them into a baby.

They'll be gunning up the Outrage machine as soon as this news hits FOX.

[no one]

It's clearly satan manipulating the marionettes of the scientific illuminati baby raping Lizard/Snake/Furry people.

[airportkid]

Mary accomplished it 2000 years ago without science or laboratories, but her offspring only lasted about 30 years before suffering early termination.  She never gave it another try.

[Minimalist]

As an old college professor of mine one said "it wasn't the finger of god that touched her."

[Thumpalumpacus]

If we can reproduce without women spending nine pregnant months, they don't want it. They want mandatory pregnancy because of the social advantage that gives men. Put those zygotes into little hot-boxes, while women can stay in the workforce and active, competing for promotions and power, nah, the Reichligious will have a shitfit. That's because they don't care about The Children™, but their own status as men.

They will object to leaving the subjugation of wimmenfolk out of it. That is crucial to their agenda.

[pattylt]

Personally, I think the idea of procreation without women horrifies the church. It also tends to bring into question how God is involved in this process. It laughs in the face of “very sperm is sacred” and how on earth will they determine when God ensouled it! The church has a huge problem as science advances, leaving less and less room for their “creator”. Gee, I’m almost feeling sorry for them…ok, I’m not.

[Minimalist]

Ask and ye shall receive.

[pattylt]

Ask and ye shall receive.

One of the worst tunes (and lines) to create an ear worm! 

[Minimalist]

Come now.  Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.