Pray Real Hard.....

[Minimalist]

and maybe this jesus guy will protect you!    


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada...gn=KARANGA

Tornadoes and 'very large hail' threaten southern US

Oh.....and no matter what Fuckface says, climate change is not a Chinese Hoax.

[airportkid]

I dunno.  Jesus seems awfully pissed off at this church.  That doesn't look like protection to my eyes, but I have to wear glasses, so maybe I'm wrong.

[Minimalist]

Um.... this line will have the jesustards cumming in their pants with joy.  This is exactly what they want their fucking "god" to do to all those they consider enemies.  They're probably wondering why god didn't wait until the church was full of "sinners."

The caption of the tweet read, "Woke LGBTQ+ church gets struck by lightning and burns to the ground."

Anyone who thinks a dead jew came back to life to atone for their fucking sins is not sane to begin with.

[1Sam15]

It’s the bible belt.

F’m if they don’t like the message from gawd.

[Minimalist]

I guess they didn't pray hard enough....


https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/14/weather/s...index.html

Storms knock out power to more than 100,000 across the South with high winds and at least 8 reported tornadoes

Seems like this jesus guy said "fuck off."

[no one]

Those 100,000 were on god's shit list for not selling their daughters.

[Reltzik]

OBVIOUSLY God is punishing the most religious sections of the country for not being religious enough.  After all, if they'd believed hard enough to send a lot more people to the Jan 6 insurrection then God's true anointed leader would have been installed, God would have blessed the nation, and no bad weather or plague or anything else would have happened under his watch.  Instead, the Xians were lukewarm in their faith and are being punished for it.  

(No, I haven't heard any preachers saying stuff like this -- I don't have the stomach to listen for it -- but I'd be immensely surprised if none of them were.)

Oh.....and no matter what Fuckface says, climate change is not a Chinese Hoax.

But what if saying it's a Chinese Hoax is actually a Russian Hoax?    

[Inkubus]

I dunno.  Jesus seems awfully pissed off at this church.  That doesn't look like protection to my eyes, but I have to wear glasses, so maybe I'm wrong.

As part of the Bible Belt, Christianity is the largest religion in Monroe.



Damage from the fire was estimated at $700,000,  $300,000 for the statue alone and $400,000 for the amphitheatre, fire station officer Richard Mascarella said.



God's mysterious ways:

$700,000 statue: 1

Gambling joints: 0

Gin palaces: 0

Titty bars: 0

God does indeed work in mysterious ways.

For many centuries gunpowder was stored in churches – there seems to have been a belief that the church bells prevented lightning.

In August 1769 lightning struck the tower of the Church of San Nazaro on Brescia, Italy.  In the vaults of the church over 200,000 pounds of explosive was stored. The resulting explosion killed 3000 people and destroyed a large part of the city. Link

[Minimalist]

Perhaps "jesus" prefers gambling, gin and tits?

These religitards make this shit up as they go along.

[1Sam15]

I dunno.  Jesus seems awfully pissed off at this church.  That doesn't look like protection to my eyes, but I have to wear glasses, so maybe I'm wrong.

As part of the Bible Belt, Christianity is the largest religion in Monroe.



Damage from the fire was estimated at $700,000,  $300,000 for the statue alone and $400,000 for the amphitheatre, fire station officer Richard Mascarella said.



God's mysterious ways:

$700,000 statue: 1

Gambling joints: 0

Gin palaces: 0

Titty bars: 0

God does indeed work in mysterious ways.

For many centuries gunpowder was stored in churches – there seems to have been a belief that the church bells prevented lightning.

In August 1769 lightning struck the tower of the Church of San Nazaro on Brescia, Italy.  In the vaults of the church over 200,000 pounds of explosive was stored. The resulting explosion killed 3000 people and destroyed a large part of the city. Link

I’ll be back



Get it?


Terminator jebus

[Reltzik]

Perhaps "jesus" prefers gambling, gin and tits?

These religitards make this shit up as they go along.

He DID spend a lot of time with prostitutes...

.... and tax collectors?

.... I think maybe you're 1/3rd right regarding his predilections.

[Minimalist]

Another tough night in the bible belt.

Come on, jesus....let's get your shit together.  Even you can't be that much of a fuck up.


https://abcnews.go.com/US/devastating-to...=100103004

Tornadoes rip through Texas and Florida, killing at least 4

[1Sam15]

The funniest thing is some of theses people are praising god for destroying all that they have and keeping them from heaven.

[Minimalist]

That was good enough to earn a rep point.

[1Sam15]

Classic

[Inkubus]

Classic

I remember seeing that at the time. Well done that lady.

This is a bit OT but what better day to laugh at Christianity than Sunday.

[Minimalist]

Classic

You know, to religitards, the mere fact that there was an atheist  in Oklahoma is reason enough for that fucking god of their's to smite the whole state!

[Minimalist]

Let's get on the stick, Mississippi....don't you know what "jesus" is telling you?




You've got to lean into that praying shit cuz jesus is going deaf!

https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/19/weather/s...index.html

1 killed and almost 2 dozen injured in overnight storms in Mississippi, officials say

[Minimalist]

Another town in Texas bites the dust.  Where is your boy, jesus, when you need him.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati...345615007/

Multiple tornadoes in north Texas kill four, injure 9 as heat wave scorches state

Authorities were assessing damage Thursday and working on recovery after a tornado killed at least four people in the north Texas town of Matador amid a brutal heat wave.
A line of severe storms produced what a local fire department called an "unprecedented tornado" that ripped through the town. Meteorologists said the storm system caused an unusual combination of tornadoes, hurricane-force winds topping 100 mph and large hail.
"That is certainly rare to see all at the same time: killer tornadoes, hurricane-force winds and softball-size hail," said Matt Zeibell, a meteorologist with National Weather Service in Lubbock, Texas.
The storm's strong winds swept across the state, from the Panhandle to Houston, causing damage north of Texas' largest city, according to weather officials.

[pattylt]

Another town in Texas bites the dust.  Where is your boy, jesus, when you need him.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati...345615007/

Multiple tornadoes in north Texas kill four, injure 9 as heat wave scorches state

Authorities were assessing damage Thursday and working on recovery after a tornado killed at least four people in the north Texas town of Matador amid a brutal heat wave.
A line of severe storms produced what a local fire department called an "unprecedented tornado" that ripped through the town. Meteorologists said the storm system caused an unusual combination of tornadoes, hurricane-force winds topping 100 mph and large hail.
"That is certainly rare to see all at the same time: killer tornadoes, hurricane-force winds and softball-size hail," said Matt Zeibell, a meteorologist with National Weather Service in Lubbock, Texas.
The storm's strong winds swept across the state, from the Panhandle to Houston, causing damage north of Texas' largest city, according to weather officials.

It’s so rare that we can expect this to happen much more often with climate change.  Yet, they’ll never admit it…it’s Texas!

[Minimalist]

I'm certain that they're sitting in the rubble of their fucking churches wondering why jesus doesn't knock down the gay bars?  That jesus must have shitty aim.

[Cavebear]

Another town in Texas bites the dust.  Where is your boy, jesus, when you need him.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati...345615007/

It’s so rare that we can expect this to happen much more often with climate change.  Yet, they’ll never admit it…it’s Texas!

I forget which Republican said this about the weirdly hot weather "Hey it's Summer". And I think that was 2 days before Summer started...

[Minimalist]

Seek and Ye Shall Find:


https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/23/opini...hange.html

Just this week, Senator John Cornyn, Republican of Texas, dismissed data about climate change by pointing out on Twitter: “It’s summer.”

A Texan, of course.

[skyking]

I went to the very cheesusssy memorial service for the company patriarch. It's the most god stuff I have been exposed to since the last memorial. They got up and sang a hymn with the lyrics on teleprompters, like a giant karaoke setup.
One of the repeated verses was new blessings every day and I was thinking of Ukraine and every other new wonderfuckle thing you hear every day.
It's quite the cult.

[Cavebear]

I went to the very cheesusssy memorial service for the company patriarch. It's the most god stuff I have been exposed to since the last memorial. They got up and sang a hymn with the lyrics on teleprompters, like a giant karaoke setup.
One of the repeated verses was new blessings every day and I was thinking of Ukraine and every other new wonderfuckle thing you hear every day.
It's quite the cult.

At my Federal Agency, we had regular monthly meetings in the auditorium. The usual motivational crap. But one started with a gospel group. I got up and left. My supervisor asked me about that, later. I said, if there was another religious presentation at the monthly meetings, I would advise The Washington Post about it. And there weren't...

On the other hand, I was probably crossed off the list of potential management promotions. But that was OK, I enjoyed what I was doing and making too much money as it was...