Chicken is real and actually died for you.
That's real love.
That's real love.
Chicken is better than Jesus.
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Chicken is real and actually died for you.
That's real love.
....and chicken is good if fried, sauteed in olive oil, or barbequed!
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
Chicken does tend to rise again if you eat it after it's been sitting out too long.
Mountain-high though the difficulties appear, terrible and gloomy though all things seem, they are but Mâyâ.
Fear not — it is banished. Crush it, and it vanishes. Stamp upon it, and it dies. Vivekananda
From what I've seen with holy communion chicken is tastier and more filling, when I used to eat Jesus I was struck by how small the meal was.
The whole point of having cake is to eat it
If you tithe chicken, chicken rewards you with eggs and/or baby chickens.
The letters of Paul include forgeries, but the letters of Poultry do not.
"To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today." - Isaac Asimov
Also you can bathe chicken in it's own children to fry it.
Christianity:
God meddles in the affairs of humans in a small part the Earth for 1500 years, giving one tribal society rules to live by.
He stops all direct contact for the next 2,000 years, leaving us with a metaphorical set of instructions.
Oddly enough, jesus, tastes like Chicken Shawarma.
Chicken on a stick?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
05-17-2023, 07:53 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-17-2023, 07:57 AM by Huggy Bear.)
Chicken is better than Jesus.
I had honey barbecued chicken for supper last night. Much better than Christ on a stick.
“I expect to pass this way but once; any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” (Etienne De Grellet)
Jesus was so resentful of the chicken, he was often seen choking it.
05-18-2023, 02:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-18-2023, 03:08 AM by Cavebear.)
Chicken is better than Jesus.
The one time I was tricked into attending a church service, at 8 (let's go for a walk, Grampa said) Jesus gave me a cracker and a sermon saying I was evil. Later Gramma gave me a whole chicken thigh (with dumplings).
I liked the chicken and dumplings better...
Never try to catch a dropped kitchen knife!
(05-13-2023, 01:16 AM)Joods Wrote: Also you can bathe chicken in it's own children to fry it. That that, BOC!! So meager, symbolized by a puny cracker.
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(05-18-2023, 03:22 AM)skyking Wrote:(05-13-2023, 01:16 AM)Joods Wrote: Also you can bathe chicken in it's own children to fry it. BOC?
Never try to catch a dropped kitchen knife!
Shit on a shingle is better than jesus.
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
The Chicken was brined and basted for our sins, and for our iniquities its giblets were ripped out.
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(05-18-2023, 03:43 AM)Cavebear Wrote:(05-18-2023, 03:22 AM)skyking Wrote: That that, BOC!! Body of Christ Mumbledy mumble BOC BOC BOC to the flock.
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(05-18-2023, 05:39 AM)skyking Wrote:(05-18-2023, 03:43 AM)Cavebear Wrote: BOC? Thanks, my best guess was "Blood Of Christ". You know, like the wine is the symbolic version of. I thought they taught the "body" was the cracker. I know theory better than practices. But I couldn't find it in acronym lists... LOL!
Never try to catch a dropped kitchen knife!
(05-18-2023, 05:32 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote: The Chicken was brined and basted for our sins, and for our iniquities its giblets were ripped out. The chicken has nothing on the FSM!
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
05-18-2023, 11:15 PM
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Chicken is better than Jesus.
A few thoughts about chicken...
Chicken chili isn't worth chewing. Neither is chili on spaghetti. Cincinnati is "famous" for "chili 5-ways". I tried each version once on business travel. The 2nd visit, I just ordered the chili "plain". They seemed offended. Decent plain chili though... Poached chicken is only good for chicken salad and you need to add a lot to it anyway. I visited Ft Worth once and the "chicken-fried steak" was recommended by the local office guys. Trust me, a batter-fried steak with lame white sauce is not a reason to visit. Just order a Delmonico or Rib-eye plain and medium rare. They do that great. However, the Ft Worth water gardens are spectacular. I went there every day after work for weeks. Chicken IS better than Jesus though (and Odin and Zeus and Osiris and Mithra and Jupiter, et al). It's hard to cook a Jesus tenderly but thoroughly with a good egg and Panko flake coating. Chicken is more (dare I say) "forgiving"? Jesus scolds and promises. Chickens just cluck politely. And they give eggs. Show me where Jesus gave out eggs! I imagine a breakfast diner. The waitress asks "OK Hon, da ya want an empty plate of Jesus or da ya want 2 eggs over easy with sausage"? I'm in a rare mood today...
Never try to catch a dropped kitchen knife!
(05-18-2023, 11:15 PM)Cavebear Wrote: A few thoughts about chicken... Poached chicken is great for soups.
There are quite a few chicken-related foods I like:
There used to be an old dude who came into the tiny hole-in-the-wall mom and pop convenience market in the next town and cook up some chicken hindquarters. You never knew when he would show up. Best chicken I ever tasted, I have no idea what seasoning he used, it was his own creation. It was fried, but with a super thin crust. The crust was probably as much herbs and spices as flour. Just delicious.
(05-19-2023, 12:57 PM)Dom Wrote: There used to be an old dude who came into the tiny hole-in-the-wall mom and pop convenience market in the next town and cook up some chicken hindquarters. You never knew when he would show up. Best chicken I ever tasted, I have no idea what seasoning he used, it was his own creation. It was fried, but with a super thin crust. The crust was probably as much herbs and spices as flour. Just delicious. I learned about fried tandoori chicken earlier this week. There may be a more perfect food, but if so, I'm unaware of it.
Mountain-high though the difficulties appear, terrible and gloomy though all things seem, they are but Mâyâ.
Fear not — it is banished. Crush it, and it vanishes. Stamp upon it, and it dies. Vivekananda |
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