Chicken is better than Jesus.

[OMM]

Chicken is real and actually died for you.

That's real love.

[Minimalist]

....and chicken is good if fried, sauteed in olive oil, or barbequed!

[Dānu]

Chicken does tend to rise again if you eat it after it's been sitting out too long.

[adey67]

From what I've seen with holy communion chicken is tastier and more filling, when I used to eat Jesus I was struck by how small the meal was.

[Dom]

If you tithe chicken, chicken rewards you with eggs and/or baby chickens.

[Reltzik]

The letters of Paul include forgeries, but the letters of Poultry do not.

[Joods]

Also you can bathe chicken in it's own children to fry it.

[no one]

Oddly enough, jesus, tastes like Chicken Shawarma.

[Fireball]

Chicken on a stick?

[Huggy Bear]

Chicken is real and actually died for you.

That's real love.

Either way, it's still 'vicarious redemption' which some consider immoral.

[Gwaithmir]

I had honey barbecued chicken for supper last night. Much better than Christ on a stick. 

[no one]

Jesus was so resentful of the chicken, he was often seen choking it.

[Cavebear]

The one time I was tricked into attending a church service, at 8 (let's go for a walk, Grampa said) Jesus gave me a cracker and a sermon saying I was evil.  Later Gramma gave me a whole chicken thigh (with dumplings).





I liked the chicken and dumplings better...

[skyking]

Also you can bathe chicken in it's own children to fry it.

That that, BOC!!
So meager, symbolized by a puny cracker.

[Cavebear]

Also you can bathe chicken in it's own children to fry it.

That that, BOC!!
So meager, symbolized by a puny cracker.

BOC?

[Minimalist]

Shit on a shingle is better than jesus.

[Bucky Ball]

The Chicken was brined and basted for our sins, and for our iniquities its giblets were ripped out.

[skyking]

That that, BOC!!
So meager, symbolized by a puny cracker.

BOC?

Body of Christ
Mumbledy mumble

BOC BOC BOC to the flock.

[Cavebear]

BOC?

Body of Christ
Mumbledy mumble

BOC BOC BOC to the flock.

Thanks, my best guess was "Blood Of Christ". You know, like the wine is the symbolic version of. I thought they taught the "body" was the cracker. I know theory better than practices. But I couldn't find it in acronym lists... LOL!

[Minimalist]

The Chicken was brined and basted for our sins, and for our iniquities its giblets were ripped out.

The chicken has nothing on the FSM!

[Cavebear]

A few thoughts about chicken...  

Chicken chili isn't worth chewing.

Neither is chili on spaghetti.  Cincinnati is "famous" for "chili 5-ways".  I tried each version once on business travel.  The 2nd visit, I just ordered the chili "plain".  They seemed offended.  Decent plain chili though...

Poached chicken is only good for chicken salad and you need to add a lot to it anyway.

I visited Ft Worth once and the "chicken-fried steak" was recommended by the local office guys.  Trust me, a batter-fried steak with lame white sauce is not a reason to visit.  Just order a Delmonico or Rib-eye plain and medium rare.    They do that great.  However, the Ft Worth water gardens are spectacular.  I went there every day after work for weeks.

Chicken IS better than Jesus though (and Odin and Zeus and Osiris and Mithra and Jupiter, et al).  It's hard to cook a Jesus tenderly but thoroughly with a good egg and Panko flake coating.  Chicken is more (dare I say) "forgiving"?

Jesus scolds and promises.  Chickens just cluck politely.  And they give eggs.  Show me where Jesus gave out eggs!  I imagine a breakfast diner.  The waitress asks "OK Hon, da ya want an empty plate of Jesus or da ya want 2 eggs over easy with sausage"?

I'm in a rare mood today...  

[Dom]

A few thoughts about chicken...  

Chicken chili isn't worth chewing.

Neither is chili on spaghetti.  Cincinnati is "famous" for "chili 5-ways".  I tried each version once on business travel.  The 2nd visit, I just ordered the chili "plain".  They seemed offended.  Decent plain chili though...

Poached chicken is only good for chicken salad and you need to add a lot to it anyway.

I visited Ft Worth once and the "chicken-fried steak" was recommended by the local office guys.  Trust me, a batter-fried steak with lame white sauce is not a reason to visit.  Just order a Delmonico or Rib-eye plain and medium rare.    They do that great.  However, the Ft Worth water gardens are spectacular.  I went there every day after work for weeks.

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Chicken IS better than Jesus though (and Odin and Zeus and Osiris and Mithra and Jupiter, et al).  It's hard to cook a Jesus tenderly but thoroughly with a good egg and Panko flake coating.  Chicken is more (dare I say) "forgiving"?

Jesus scolds and promises.  Chickens just cluck politely.  And they give eggs.  Show me where Jesus gave out eggs!  I imagine a breakfast diner.  The waitress asks "OK Hon, da ya want an empty plate of Jesus or da ya want 2 eggs over easy with sausage"?

I'm in a rare mood today...  

Poached chicken is great for soups.

[Astreja]

There are quite a few chicken-related foods I like:

• Local Greek restaurant has a hot roast chicken sub that's worth driving halfway across the city.  Don't know what they use for a seasoning, possibly some kind of homemade seasoned salt, but it's really good.
  
• Chopped liver with crispy chicken skins (gribenes), caramelized onions, and all the chicken fat left over from frying the skins.  Just about time to make another batch.
  
• Chicken wings - we make our own Buffalo wings, and there's also a good take-out place in the neighbourhood.
  
• Chicken burger, if I can find a good one.  A lot of them are just too dry.
  
• And of course, fried chicken.  Preferably from a local restaurant or small regional chain, with mashed potatoes and gravy.
  

I'd add chicken fried rice to the list, but it's so rare to find a place that gets the flavours just right.  I'm convinced the gold standard is the batch we had in Grade 4 when our teacher ordered Chinese food for the entire class (we were studying China in geography class at the time).

[Dom]

There used to be an old dude who came into the tiny hole-in-the-wall mom and pop convenience market in the next town and cook up some chicken hindquarters. You never knew when he would show up. Best chicken I ever tasted, I have no idea what seasoning he used, it was his own creation. It was fried, but with a super thin crust. The crust was probably as much herbs and spices as flour. Just delicious.

[Dānu]

There used to be an old dude who came into the tiny hole-in-the-wall mom and pop convenience market in the next town and cook up some chicken hindquarters. You never knew when he would show up. Best chicken I ever tasted, I have no idea what seasoning he used, it was his own creation. It was fried, but with a super thin crust. The crust was probably as much herbs and spices as flour. Just delicious.

I learned about fried tandoori chicken earlier this week. There may be a more perfect food, but if so, I'm unaware of it.