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Purpose of life
#1

Purpose of life
Nr 1 activity. Biking, frisbee in summer. As much as people may not think it. Activity is nr 1 important thing.

Second most important thing however... masturbation. Because it takes your mind off people bugging you and encourage you to find meaning in healthy food and naked lewdness.

Just sorta how i see it. Maybe its not purpose for everyone, but it helps me. I can ignore my religious parents. And if they ask? Oh wow how did you get so fit?
Answer: Masturbation.
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#2

Purpose of life
Mmkay.
Freedom isn't free.
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#3

Purpose of life
"To crush your enemies."
"See them driven before you."
"And to hear the lamentations of their women."

  Big Grin
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#4

Purpose of life
(07-06-2021, 01:09 PM)seaside Wrote: Second most important thing however... masturbation. Because it takes your mind off people bugging you and encourage you to find meaning in healthy food and naked lewdness.

Providing you don't have a quick one off the wrist in the vegetable isle.
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#5

Purpose of life
Is this wanker calling me a jerk off?
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#6

Purpose of life
(07-06-2021, 01:49 PM)Inkubus Wrote:
(07-06-2021, 01:09 PM)seaside Wrote: Second most important thing however... masturbation. Because it takes your mind off people bugging you and encourage you to find meaning in healthy food and naked lewdness.

Providing you don't have a quick one off the wrist in the vegetable isle.

Been Major fans of Green apples
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#7

Purpose of life
When your "before bedtime activity" is wanking: acceptable.

When your philosophy thread OP is wanking: not so much.
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#8

Purpose of life
I always love hearing from the nutso people. I feel higher up the rational percentile every time. Big Grin
I am tying notes to balloons and tumble-weeds and sending them out to the world. Where they are found, I do not know...
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#9

Purpose of life
Not to make a bunch of threads I can't keep up with. Deadpan Coffee Drinker
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.  Deadpan Coffee Drinker
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(07-07-2021, 10:33 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: Not to make a bunch of threads I can't keep up with. Deadpan Coffee Drinker

Just check "Today's Posts". It's easier... If it isn't "today", it's old. Big Grin
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#11

Purpose of life
He has a point. Biking? Hell yes.
Frisbee? an idyllic pastime if ever there was one. I and my bro spent many an afternoon tossing the disk, my cousins too.
Masterbation stands on its own merits.
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