Jesus and his magic wand

[Dancefortwo]

Wands were representative of power, they weren't considered to be actual physical objects by the literate people of the time. We don't know the "code" so we wing it, usually poorly.

Sticks and wands are prevelant throughout religions.  Moses has his staff but several Greek and Roman gods also had wands, staffs, sticks and other similar things.

Athena: 



Here's Hermes and his magic stick.  I really like those boots!  





Moses. 




And back to early Jesus and his magic wand raising Lazarus from the dead.  I need to put a thought bubble above Jesus' head saying "Abracadabra, hocus pocus and open sesame.  Ta-daaa!"  

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Moses was banned from the promised land because he struck the stone with his staff instead of waving it over the stone. God is a dick.

[Dancefortwo]

Moses was banned from the promised land because he struck the stone with his staff instead of waving it over the stone. God is a dick.

Wait, what?  He struck the stone instead of waving it and god was pissed?  I don't remember this part of the story.  The biblical god is a very fickle character.

[mordant]

Moses was banned from the promised land because he struck the stone with his staff instead of waving it over the stone. God is a dick.

Wait, what?  He struck the stone instead of waving it and god was pissed?  I don't remember this part of the story.  The biblical god is a very fickle character.

He struck it in anger, was the complaint, as I recall. Same basic idea: Moses, you're doing it wrong (how dare you!) ... you don't get to see the Promised Land. So yeah, god's a dick, especially given that he allows himself similar fits of pique. Including his response to Moses striking the rock.

[Cavebear]

So may incorrect thoughts.
It is a weird thing to say.
I wonder what the equivalent saying for a large vagina is?
I didn't know whether to fuck it or throw in my washing. :-)

Because you can't hit someone over the head with a vagina.

So many incorrect thoughts...  But I think I will be smart and avoid them.

I think you are accidentally putting words into my mouth!

I seldom do anything by accident. And I would never put anything into your mouth, LOL!

[Little Lunch]

You don't even know what my mouth looks like. It's a fucking sexy mouth.
You'd be rubbing yourself all over it like a randy dog.
Of course I would never let you, LOL!

[Cavebear]

You don't even know what my mouth looks like. It's a fucking sexy mouth.
You'd be rubbing yourself all over it like a randy dog.
Of course I would never let you, LOL!

I regret to say that I think you are losing control over your postings... Please take a break and calm down.

[Little Lunch]

That's because you're a robot.