Hillbillies, etc.

[Little Lunch]

Is it bad that I find her sexy?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Is it bad that I find her sexy?

Turn the lights out and give her a breath mint.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

One cousin says the government is sending "black operatives" to confiscate albuterol sulfate ampules, "they got six boxes I had stashed away!"

Another cousin is offer albuterol sulfate ampules, he has six boxes for sale.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Surprise! The cousins are flatters. I know, I know, you're shocked.

"Ya'll don't understand why this don't make sense. Suppose there was a round Earth. All the time zones would meet at the 'poles', right? Twentyfour time zones, one day. Now if you was standing up there you could run around the pole and be a day ahead of everybody else. If you ran around the pole a thousand times you'd be a hundred years ahead of everybody else. I don't believe I have to explain this to you!"

[Alan V]

Surprise! The cousins are flatters. I know, I know, you're shocked.

"Ya'll don't understand why this don't make sense. Suppose there was a round Earth. All the time zones would meet at the 'poles', right? Twentyfour time zones, one day. Now if you was standing up there you could run around the pole and be a day ahead of everybody else. If you ran around the pole a thousand times you'd be a hundred years ahead of everybody else. I don't believe I have to explain this to you!"

You should explain to them how, when you cross eastwards over the international date line, you go back in time by one day.  So at the pole, you could either travel forward or backward in time, depending on which way you're walking.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Surprise! The cousins are flatters. I know, I know, you're shocked.

"Ya'll don't understand why this don't make sense. Suppose there was a round Earth. All the time zones would meet at the 'poles', right? Twentyfour time zones, one day. Now if you was standing up there you could run around the pole and be a day ahead of everybody else. If you ran around the pole a thousand times you'd be a hundred years ahead of everybody else. I don't believe I have to explain this to you!"

You should explain to them how, when you cross eastwards over the international date line, you go back in time by one day.  So at the pole, you could either travel forward or backward in time, depending on which way you're walking.

I think they've already gone back to 3 AD.

[Little Lunch]

I can understand why people think the earth is round.
It must be hard to concentrate when the ground below you is shooting upwards at a rate of nine point eight metres per second squared. :-)

[Minimalist]

The one thing those dipshits don't have to worry about is going any further back in time!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Turned one of them on to Spider solitaire. Got complaint: "No matter how many games I win my win percentage doesn't go over 100%."

[Cavebear]

One cousin says the government is sending "black operatives" to confiscate albuterol sulfate ampules, "they got six boxes I had stashed away!"

Another cousin is offer albuterol sulfate ampules, he has six boxes for sale.

Yeah no coincidence there. LOL!

[Cavebear]

I can understand why people think the earth is round.
It must be hard to concentrate when the ground below you is shooting upwards at a rate of nine point eight metres per second squared. :-)

Oh damn, that's mind-math. I prefer just to think we are moving around the equator at 1,000 miles per hour and a bit less toward the poles. Easier.