Since I am now a reverend in the Church of Latter Day Dudes....

[Dancefortwo]

.....according to my certificate, "As a minister, preacher and official representative of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude" I can  "precide over any religious, sacred or ceremonial ritual, including marriage, funeral services, religious counseling, christenings and blessing or consecration ceremonies".      I'm thinking of doing the Mormon trick of baptizing dead people to the Church of the Latter-Day Dude.   I might as well start with Joseph Smith himself because, lets face it, he's burning in hell because he's in the wrong fuckin church.  Fuckin a.    He needs to abidefully convert to the correct and only true religion of the Latter Day Dudes 'cause it's so cool and stuff like that.

With this amazing power I now posess I see no end to what I can achieve.  Orangefuckface is next.  I'm going to convert him by osmosis to Dudism next time I see him on the TV.....(I might need to throw up first though) and then banish him to hell for stealing the rug,  the rug which tied the country together.  Wow man. What kind of a guy does stuff like that?  I just want my fuckin rug back. 

Got any more things I could fix for ya?  

Abidefully yours, 

Dudefortwo

[Unsapien]

Been dipping into the sacramental weed again Minister Dude?

[Bucky Ball]

.....according to my certificate, "As a minister, preacher and official representative of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude" I can  "precide over any religious, sacred or ceremonial ritual, including marriage, funeral services, religious counseling, christenings and blessing or consecration ceremonies".      I'm thinking of doing the Mormon trick of baptizing dead people to the Church of the Latter-Day Dude.   I might as well start with Joseph Smith himself because, lets face it, he's burning in hell because he's in the wrong fuckin church.  Fuckin a.    He needs to abidefully convert to the correct and only true religion of the Latter Day Dudes 'cause it's so cool and stuff like that.

With this amazing power I now posess I see no end to what I can achieve.  Orangefuckface is next.  I'm going to convert him by osmosis to Dudism next time I see him on the TV.....(I might need to throw up first though) and then banish him to hell for stealing the rug,  the rug which tied the country together.  Wow man. What kind of a guy does stuff like that?  I just want my fuckin rug back. 

Got any more things I could fix for ya?  

Abidefully yours, 

Dudefortwo

ya ya ya ... but can you baptize dead people ?

[Dancefortwo]

.....according to my certificate, "As a minister, preacher and official representative of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude" I can  "precide over any religious, sacred or ceremonial ritual, including marriage, funeral services, religious counseling, christenings and blessing or consecration ceremonies".      I'm thinking of doing the Mormon trick of baptizing dead people to the Church of the Latter-Day Dude.   I might as well start with Joseph Smith himself because, lets face it, he's burning in hell because he's in the wrong fuckin church.  Fuckin a.    He needs to abidefully convert to the correct and only true religion of the Latter Day Dudes 'cause it's so cool and stuff like that.

With this amazing power I now posess I see no end to what I can achieve.  Orangefuckface is next.  I'm going to convert him by osmosis to Dudism next time I see him on the TV.....(I might need to throw up first though) and then banish him to hell for stealing the rug,  the rug which tied the country together.  Wow man. What kind of a guy does stuff like that?  I just want my fuckin rug back. 

Got any more things I could fix for ya?  

Abidefully yours, 

Dudefortwo

ya ya ya ... but can you baptize dead people ?

Sure, no problemo.  I got some mumbo-jumbo stuff I say and then - voila! they're baptized and ready to have a white Russian and go fucking bowling for eternity.   

[Dancefortwo]

Been dipping into the sacramental weed again Minister Dude?

Sober as a judge.   Yaay!  

[Minimalist]

But do you have a hat and an eye patch the way Pastafarian Preachers do.

No stupid hat.  No religion.  It's a rule.

[Link]

But do you have a hat and an eye patch the way Pastafarian Preachers do.

No stupid hat.  No religion.  It's a rule.

I laughed so hard Min, you never get tired of this do you? lol.

[Minimalist]

Not so far.

[brewerb]

Did the room just suddenly get very cold?

[Dancefortwo]

But do you have a hat and an eye patch the way Pastafarian Preachers do.
No stupid hat.  No religion.  It's a rule.

No stupid hat???



I got my bath robe, a Hawiian shirt and The Fuckin Holy Bowling Ball of Eternity.  I'm super cool with my Holy Bowling Ball, man.

[Fireball]

But do you have a hat and an eye patch the way Pastafarian Preachers do.
No stupid hat.  No religion.  It's a rule.

No stupid hat???



I got my bath robe, a Hawiian shirt and The Fuckin Holy Bowling Ball of Eternity.  I'm super cool with my Holy Bowling Ball, man.

EVERY bit as much sense as ever other "religion" is. 

[Minimalist]

I don't want to find you floating face down in a river.  Those hat makers play rough.

[Dānu]

.....according to my certificate, "As a minister, preacher and official representative of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude" I can  "precide over any religious, sacred or ceremonial ritual, including marriage, funeral services, religious counseling, christenings and blessing or consecration ceremonies".      I'm thinking of doing the Mormon trick of baptizing dead people to the Church of the Latter-Day Dude.   I might as well start with Joseph Smith himself because, lets face it, he's burning in hell because he's in the wrong fuckin church.  Fuckin a.    He needs to abidefully convert to the correct and only true religion of the Latter Day Dudes 'cause it's so cool and stuff like that.

With this amazing power I now posess I see no end to what I can achieve.  Orangefuckface is next.  I'm going to convert him by osmosis to Dudism next time I see him on the TV.....(I might need to throw up first though) and then banish him to hell for stealing the rug,  the rug which tied the country together.  Wow man. What kind of a guy does stuff like that?  I just want my fuckin rug back. 

Got any more things I could fix for ya?  

Abidefully yours, 

Dudefortwo

[Chas]

Hell, I'm an ordained minister in The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster AND a Dudist priest.

I haz certificates!  


I am so holy the wind whistles as it goes through!

[Chas]

I don't want to find you floating face down in a river.  Those hat makers play rough.

Just giving her a heads up?

[Chas]

Pedantic aside:

'Reverend' is not a title, it is an adjective - a modifier.

The correct form of address for a Protestant ordained minister is "The Reverend Mr. So-and-so" or "The Reverend Dr. So-and-so" and for a bishops, archbishops, etc. there are "Right Reverend", "Most Reverend", and so on.

On the other hand, vicars and deacons are addressed as vicar or deacon, as those are the names of their positions.

[Dancefortwo]

Pedantic aside:

'Reverend' is not a title, it is an adjective - a modifier.

The correct form of address for a Protestant ordained minister is "The Reverend Mr. So-and-so" or "The Reverend Dr. So-and-so" and for a bishops, archbishops, etc. there are "Right Reverend", "Most Reverend", and so on.

On the other hand, vicars and deacons are addressed as vicar or deacon, as those are the names of their positions.

   On the other hand, dude works too.

[Minimalist]

The correct form of address for a Protestant ordained minister is "The Reverend Mr. So-and-so" or "The Reverend Dr. So-and-so" and for a bishops, archbishops, etc. there are "Right Reverend", "Most Reverend", and so on.

Not "Shithead" and "Arch-Shithead?"

I guess I have been wrong about that all along!

[skyking]

finally the logic of the missionary position explained. thank you chas!

[Chimp3]

Hell, I'm an ordained minister in The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster AND a Dudist priest.

I haz certificates!  


I am so holy the wind whistles as it goes through!

Me too! Abide and Ramen!