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A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
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#1
08-21-2021, 01:05 PM
A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
I ran across this and it's so good I had to just leave it here:

https://medium.com/backyard-theology/the...2233861dc7
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#2
08-21-2021, 01:33 PM
A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
USMC motto: Heaven won't have us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.
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08-21-2021, 01:43 PM
A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
(08-21-2021, 01:05 PM)mordant Wrote: I ran across this and it's so good I had to just leave it here:

https://medium.com/backyard-theology/the...2233861dc7

I wonder what such people think "Hell" is like? If according to the Bible definition, I wouldn't send anyone there. Oh, for a second maybe, but what kind of person can even CONTEMPLATE "forever in torture"? Isn't that worse than anything anyone ever did in real life?

So what kind of person would you be to even IMAGINE condemning anyone to such a horrible existence? I wouldn't let you in my yard, never mind my house. I wouldn't let you near any living creature in the yard. I wouldn't let you near a groundhog, and I HATE groundhogs.

I suppose that is one (of many reasons) I can't abide theists. Hell is too central to too many of them and the more fanatical and dedicated, the worse.
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08-21-2021, 01:44 PM
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(08-21-2021, 01:33 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: USMC motto: Heaven won't have us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.

So, all Marines are theists?
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08-21-2021, 01:52 PM
A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
(08-21-2021, 01:44 PM)Cavebear Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 01:33 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: USMC motto: Heaven won't have us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.

So, all Marines are theists?
It's a humble brag. Chuckle
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08-21-2021, 02:08 PM
A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
(08-21-2021, 01:52 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 01:44 PM)Cavebear Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 01:33 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: USMC motto: Heaven won't have us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.

So, all Marines are theists?
It's a humble brag.  Chuckle

Yeah, OK, I get it. When you are brave and in the front lines (where most of us fear to go) you have a right to a motto. Symbolism matters... And I meant to put a winky in there in my post above.
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08-21-2021, 03:46 PM
A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
According to that Evangelical list...

- Jews 
- people living outside of the US
- Liberals

Guess Jesus is in hell.
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08-21-2021, 03:50 PM
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(08-21-2021, 03:46 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: According to that Evangelical list...

- Jews 
- people living outside of the US
- Liberals

Guess Jesus is in hell.

Hippie Jesus might be in hell but real Jesus ain't no bitch:

[Image: gopjeezustellsusaboutrepublicanjesus.jpg]
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08-21-2021, 04:00 PM
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(08-21-2021, 03:50 PM)Szuchow Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 03:46 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: According to that Evangelical list...

- Jews 
- people living outside of the US
- Liberals

Guess Jesus is in hell.

Hippie Jesus might be in hell but real Jesus ain't no bitch:

[Image: gopjeezustellsusaboutrepublicanjesus.jpg]

According to geneticists this is more like what Jesus looked like...

[Image: _87264971_jesus_bbc.jpg]

According to artificial intelligence this is what Jesus looked like...

[Image: bas-uterwijk-jesus-1.jpg]


Either one of those men, according to the Evangelical list, is going straight to  H-E-Double-Tooth-Picks!
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08-21-2021, 04:04 PM
A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
(08-21-2021, 04:00 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 03:50 PM)Szuchow Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 03:46 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: According to that Evangelical list...

- Jews 
- people living outside of the US
- Liberals

Guess Jesus is in hell.

Hippie Jesus might be in hell but real Jesus ain't no bitch:

[Image: gopjeezustellsusaboutrepublicanjesus.jpg]

According to geneticists this is more like what Jesus looked like...

[Image: _87264971_jesus_bbc.jpg]

According to artificial intelligence this is what Jesus looked like...

[Image: bas-uterwijk-jesus-1.jpg]


Either one of those men, according to the Evangelical list, is going straight to  H-E-Double-Tooth-Picks!

It's probably some commie geneticist slandering Great White Jesus.  Whistling
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08-21-2021, 04:09 PM (This post was last modified: 08-21-2021, 04:09 PM by GenesisNemesis.)
A definitive list of the people who are going to hell
I don't see U.S. military contractors or oil industry executives anywhere on there.  Deadpan Coffee Drinker
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08-21-2021, 04:16 PM
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Ooh, can I go? Shy

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08-21-2021, 04:16 PM
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(08-21-2021, 04:00 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 03:50 PM)Szuchow Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 03:46 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: According to that Evangelical list...

- Jews 
- people living outside of the US
- Liberals

Guess Jesus is in hell.

Hippie Jesus might be in hell but real Jesus ain't no bitch:

[Image: gopjeezustellsusaboutrepublicanjesus.jpg]

According to geneticists this is more like what Jesus looked like...

[Image: _87264971_jesus_bbc.jpg]

According to artificial intelligence this is what Jesus looked like...

[Image: bas-uterwijk-jesus-1.jpg]


Either one of those men, according to the Evangelical list, is going straight to  H-E-Double-Tooth-Picks!

LOL! Put THAT face up in the churches and see what happens. Riots would break out. God (or Son of God or whatever) HAS to look just like the adherents/attendees. The further you look into the most conservative churches, the "Whiter" Jesus gets. I suppose that if there were purple christian people with their own church, Jesus would be purple there, too.

I feel so sorry for theists sometimes. I mean if there WAS a God, he would look just like me of course... It just stands to reason.
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08-21-2021, 04:22 PM
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People who make lists...straight to Hell.
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08-21-2021, 04:32 PM
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(08-21-2021, 04:09 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: I don't see U.S. military contractors or oil industry executives anywhere on there.  Deadpan Coffee Drinker

I'd say they're covered under the liars, thieves, and murderers up near the top. Also possibly the all Protestants and all Catholics.
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08-21-2021, 04:56 PM
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(08-21-2021, 01:52 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 01:44 PM)Cavebear Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 01:33 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: USMC motto: Heaven won't have us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.

So, all Marines are theists?
It's a humble brag.  Chuckle

One wonders with the number of recent military fiasco in US military history why the Marines still believe they are good for anything except wasting taxpayers money.
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08-21-2021, 05:02 PM
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Hell is other people.

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There is in the universe only one true divide, one real binary, life and death. Either you are living or you are not. Everything else is molten, malleable.

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08-21-2021, 05:03 PM
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(08-21-2021, 04:22 PM)jerry mcmasters Wrote: People who make lists...straight to Hell.

Lately I've been trying to use my memory instead of a list when buying groceries.
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08-21-2021, 05:08 PM
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(08-21-2021, 04:09 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: I don't see U.S. military contractors or oil industry executives anywhere on there.  Deadpan Coffee Drinker

Not to worry, after they give up the ghost they fall under the listed category "dead people".  Chuckle

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08-21-2021, 05:16 PM
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Navy Secretary James Forrestal commented after after the capture of Mount Suribachi on Iwo Jima ( 1945) that "the raising of that flag guarantees a Marine Corps for the next 500 years."

But now, 80 years later, the thing that the Marines do best( amphibious landings ) are being written out of the script by the Marine Corps command itself.
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08-22-2021, 01:55 AM
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(08-21-2021, 05:03 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 04:22 PM)jerry mcmasters Wrote: People who make lists...straight to Hell.

Lately I've been trying to use my memory instead of a list when buying groceries.

An important factor might be how far the grocery store is from you and how much you hate grocery shopping!  (i.e., I use written list)
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08-23-2021, 05:06 PM
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08-23-2021, 05:40 PM
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(08-23-2021, 05:06 PM)Paleophyte Wrote: [Image: s42Ezcf.jpg]

The only redeeming feature I could find in the SDA church is their teaching that some members of all faiths (and some pastors included no faith) would make it past the pearly gates. Everything else was pure, unadulterated, USDA Grade-A bullshit, though.
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08-23-2021, 05:45 PM
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(08-21-2021, 03:46 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: According to that Evangelical list...

- Jews 
- people living outside of the US
- Liberals

Guess Jesus is in hell.

According to one of the creeds, Jesus went to hell to round up some peeps.
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08-23-2021, 06:14 PM
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(08-23-2021, 05:06 PM)Paleophyte Wrote: [Image: s42Ezcf.jpg]

...or we're all not going to hell because it doesn't exist in any form.
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