Random thoughts - Mk II

[Little Lunch]

I wish there was a news service for the vulnerable, who's whole day can be ruined by an article like the one I just read that says, 'Man and daughter drown in river'.
Why do I need to know that at this moment?
Same goes for hot car deaths.
If I could just have a news service that censors things I don't want to know about. :-(

[jerry mcmasters]

I wish there was a news service for the vulnerable, who's whole day can be ruined by an article like the one I just read that says, 'Man and daughter drown in river'.
Why do I need to know that at this moment?
Same goes for hot car deaths.
If I could just have a news service that censors things I don't want to know about. :-(

I'll see what I can do.

Sincerely,

Mark Zuckerberg

[jerry mcmasters]

I was just reading how people say oops.
I'm never sure how many letters go where.
ooppps.
or what about aaaarrrggggghhh!

I think a-r-g-h depends on your reputation as a pirate.  If you're really good at it you get to draw it out as long as you like.

[Little Lunch]

Or if you're falling off a cliff - aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Little Lunch]

Young people going on about our bad memories when they got fuck all to remember.

[Phaedrus]

Supposedly a new elderly resident spent the entire night running around naked on the lockdown unit and he doesn't like to be told what to do.

Wait till he meets me.

[Dānu]

You like running around naked and don't like to be told what to do, too?

[Phaedrus]

Goodnight, time for bed.

[Little Lunch]

I've been thinking about opening a shop for vegetarians and vegans.
Here's how it works - They bring in all the bottles of vegetable stuff and I open the bottles for them with the strength I've gained from eating meat. :-)

[Phaedrus]

Staying away from Facebook is easy.

Staying away from myself is harder.

[Phaedrus]

It took me a about a week, but now I can chew ibuprofen without it tasting too badly.

[Little Lunch]

It took me a about a week, but now I can chew ibuprofen without it tasting too badly.

Omg, I thought it was just in the movies that you people do that. :-)

[Phaedrus]

Omg, I thought it was just in the movies that you people do that. :-)

You should give it a try.

[Phaedrus]

It would be nice if Netflix or Amazon Prime brought back Babylon 5 so that I could watch it again.

[Phaedrus]

I might finish writing chapter four tonight since I'm already halfway done with it.

[Phaedrus]

Working on chapter five.

[Phaedrus]

Trying to figure out who rang the doorbell.

[jerry mcmasters]

Trying to figure out who rang the doorbell.

(tee hee)

[TonyAnkle]

The worlds scariest animals would be a lot less scary without teeth.

[Chas]

Staying away from Facebook is easy.

Staying away from myself is harder.

Wherever you go, there you are.

[Deesse23]

[Dānu]

Staying away from Facebook is easy.

Staying away from myself is harder.

Wherever you go, there you are.

[SYZ]

Trying to figure out who rang the doorbell.

A bloke is sitting at home when he hears the doorbell ring. He opens the door
and sees a snail on his porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Two years later there’s a ring at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says: "What the fuck was that all about?"

[Little Lunch]

Trying to figure out who rang the doorbell.

A bloke is sitting at home when he hears the doorbell ring. He opens the door
and sees a snail on his porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Two years later there’s a ring at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says: "What the fuck was that all about?"

This is joke could also be used to highlight how bad someone is at throwing.
I'd end the joke with, 'but for you, the snail came back the very next day!'  :-)

[Little Lunch]

I notice that a lot of people start a thread and as a courtesy they kudos every post.
But then their kudos is worthless...if you know what I mean?