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Words that should never be googled together
#1

Words that should never be googled together
Okay, adding this to my list of ways NOT to get back to sleep when fighting insomnia....

I was thinking, okay, this pandemic's been going on, and not counting recommendations to inject bleach and Bakker hawking his silver crap I've been hearing less alternative medicine nonsense than normal.  I thought, "could it be that the hucksters actually have the decency to reel in their bullshit in the face of a serious threat?"

So I Googled "Covid 19 alternative medicine" to check.

.....

Don't google that.

Just... don't.

For the sake of your sanity, don't.

.....

I'm going to go rage for a bit more rather than fall asleep like I should be doing.   Panic
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#2

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Blue waffles.
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#3

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Go do some sciencing for eye bleach.
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#4

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Don't ever google "evidence for god".   Stupid stuff pops up.  

Don't google Trump and IQ,  you're lap top will explode.
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#5

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(05-10-2020, 02:29 PM)Reltzik Wrote: Okay, adding this to my list of ways NOT to get back to sleep when fighting insomnia....

I was thinking, okay, this pandemic's been going on, and not counting recommendations to inject bleach and Bakker hawking his silver crap I've been hearing less alternative medicine nonsense than normal.  I thought, "could it be that the hucksters actually have the decency to reel in their bullshit in the face of a serious threat?"

So I Googled "Covid 19 alternative medicine" to check.

.....

Don't google that.

Just... don't.

For the sake of your sanity, don't.

.....

I'm going to go rage for a bit more rather than fall asleep like I should be doing.   Panic

*googles "Covid 19 alternative medicine"*
...
..
.
Huh
Panic Panic Panic

Well, tbh, that mix of nicotine, meth and cocaine, that sounds interesting. That and.....cow piss. Modest
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#6

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One guy told me that quinine water and 100 proof bourbon killed the virus. He may have been miffed when I laughed at him.
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#7

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Two girls one cup. Just don't.
Freedom isn't free.
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Up there with Tub Girl...
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#9

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(05-10-2020, 05:00 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Two girls one cup. Just don't.

[starry eyed younger Fireball, ca 2001] "Two Girls One Cup? How bad could it be?]  Barf

(05-10-2020, 06:22 PM)Mr Greene Wrote: Up there with Tub Girl...

[older Fireball, 2020]  Dodgy  Not going to look.  Tongue
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#10

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(05-10-2020, 05:00 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Two girls one cup. Just don't.

Unless you're into that kind of thing...
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#11

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(05-10-2020, 02:29 PM)Reltzik Wrote: Okay, adding this to my list of ways NOT to get back to sleep when fighting insomnia....

I was thinking, okay, this pandemic's been going on, and not counting recommendations to inject bleach and Bakker hawking his silver crap I've been hearing less alternative medicine nonsense than normal.  I thought, "could it be that the hucksters actually have the decency to reel in their bullshit in the face of a serious threat?"

So I Googled "Covid 19 alternative medicine" to check.

.....

Don't google that.

Just... don't.

For the sake of your sanity, don't.

.....

I'm going to go rage for a bit more rather than fall asleep like I should be doing.   Panic

I already knew not to.

But don't panic. Keep a towel close, pay attention to the actual experts, and keep your hands washed.
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#12

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(05-10-2020, 05:00 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Two girls one cup. Just don't.

Too late.... . OMFG so scatalogical  Sick Barf Barf I really really hope that was just chocolate toffee ice cream.
Justaminute   The whole point of having cake is to eat it! 
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(05-11-2020, 11:19 AM)adey67 Wrote:
(05-10-2020, 05:00 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Two girls one cup. Just don't.

Too late.... . OMFG so scatalogical  Sick Barf Barf I really really hope that was just chocolate toffee ice cream.

I said I wouldn't and I didn't... Not even remotely interested.
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#14

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T.rump and anything.
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#15

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(05-11-2020, 11:37 AM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: T.rump and anything.

You are right. I googled "Trump and the Reformation", thinking there was no possible connection; there are. I even tried "Trump and Neandertals" and there was an article in a science magazine.
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#16

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(05-11-2020, 11:56 AM)Cavebear Wrote:
(05-11-2020, 11:37 AM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: T.rump and anything.

You are right.  I googled "Trump and the Reformation", thinking there was no possible connection; there are.  I even tried "Trump and Neandertals" and there was an article in a science magazine.

That would be one way to hide criticism from him.
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(05-11-2020, 12:04 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(05-11-2020, 11:56 AM)Cavebear Wrote:
(05-11-2020, 11:37 AM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: T.rump and anything.

You are right.  I googled "Trump and the Reformation", thinking there was no possible connection; there are.  I even tried "Trump and Neandertals" and there was an article in a science magazine.

That would be one way to hide criticism from him.

Why would I want to hide a criticism of Trump? I think he is a crazed narcissistic megalomaniac dictator-wanna-be, uneducated fool. And I'm restraining myself here out of politeness..
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#18

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(05-11-2020, 12:11 PM)Cavebear Wrote:
(05-11-2020, 12:04 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(05-11-2020, 11:56 AM)Cavebear Wrote: You are right.  I googled "Trump and the Reformation", thinking there was no possible connection; there are.  I even tried "Trump and Neandertals" and there was an article in a science magazine.

That would be one way to hide criticism from him.

Why would I want to hide a criticism of Trump?  I think he is a crazed narcissistic megalomaniac dictator-wanna-be, uneducated fool.  And I'm restraining myself here out of politeness..

I meant "put criticism where he would never, ever look for it." It's obvious the man doesn't read much.
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#19

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Straight porn.
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#20

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Or gay bears.

;-)
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#21

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goat+see

     Barf
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#22

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I had a co-worker waaaay back when I was with IBM, twenty years or so ago. Very devout Christian, but not one of those 'wear it on your sleeve, cram it down your throat' kinds, really nice guy. He loved telling the story of when his wife -- equally devout -- decided to learn a new recipe online and just plugged 'cherry pie' into Altavista.

Needless to say, not many of the links that came back had anything to do with recipes... XD
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#23

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"I just spent fifteen minutes explain what a 'bureaucratic felcher' was to the President." Teddy Sanders, Head of NASA and stunt double for Earth.
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#24

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You should never google 'the wizard of oz'.

And when you don't, you should never click on the Ruby slippers.

After you don't do that, you should never click on the tornado.
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