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3 easy ways to remember God exist.
#26

3 easy ways to remember God exist.
1. Bullshit
2. More bullshit.
3. Even more bullshit.

MK, all you have is bullshit. Kindly get bent.
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#27

3 easy ways to remember God exist.
Hey, can someone pass the hookah?
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#28

3 easy ways to remember God exist.
(04-09-2020, 12:34 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Hey, can someone pass the hookah?

It's Bogart day here. Sorry.
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#29

3 easy ways to remember God exist.
(04-08-2020, 02:31 PM)Link Wrote: (1) By remembering you can't properly be defined in anywhere but God's vision.

Logically, god cannot exist within god's existence and thus can't be properly defined. Congratulations on disproving god.


Quote:(2) By remembering and seeing he is the Necessary being and hence has to exist and thus does.

This defines a god dependant on logic. Dependant "gods" are hilarious.

Quote:(3) By seeing all greatness, beauty, and goodness is from his light and he is the source and that which unifies all beauty, greatness, and goodness.

There are no objective criteria for "greatness", "beauty", or "goodness". Many of the cultures that our species has spawned have been impressively repellent and would have led to truly horrific "gods".
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#30

3 easy ways to remember God exist.
(04-08-2020, 02:31 PM)Link Wrote: (1) By remembering you can't properly be defined in anywhere but God's vision.
(2) By remembering and seeing he is the Necessary being and hence has to exist and thus does.
(3) By seeing all greatness, beauty, and goodness is from his light and he is the source and that which unifies all beauty, greatness, and goodness.


On the basis of -

(1) Your assumption that anyone actually remembers any such thing.
(2) Your assumption that anyone would want to remember it if were true .. though it isn't.
(3) Your persistent dismissal of what we all think.

- I assume you got exactly the reaction you were looking for.  I get the feeling that you're like someone who brandishes  a knife in order to receive a bullet from a cop.  You feel you should be punished and you know you can get it here.  Enjoy.
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#31

3 easy ways to remember God exist.
(04-08-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I always wondered why Disney puts clothes on some animals and not on others.  The gophers and squirrels are wearing little skirts but the turtle and the frogs are buck naked!

Meanwhile Donal Duck wears a shirt and hat but no pants.   Huh
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#32

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(04-09-2020, 12:35 AM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 12:34 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Hey, can someone pass the hookah?

It's Bogart day here. Sorry.

Hmph.
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#33

3 easy ways to remember God exist.
(04-09-2020, 01:32 AM)brunumb Wrote:
(04-08-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I always wondered why Disney puts clothes on some animals and not on others.  The gophers and squirrels are wearing little skirts but the turtle and the frogs are buck naked!

Meanwhile Donal Duck wears a shirt and hat but no pants.   Huh

Son's mom and I would refer to Porky as "that naked pig".
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#34

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(04-08-2020, 03:08 PM)Aegon Wrote: (1) The universe is 93 billion+ light-years long and 13 billion+ years old, and homo sapiens showed up 200,000 years ago, meaning we have existed for just 0.0015% of all history 

The life-span of a black hole is 80^100 years. 
Whatever it was designed for, it wasn't designed for homo sapiens.
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#35

3 easy ways to remember God exist.
(04-09-2020, 02:10 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 01:32 AM)brunumb Wrote:
(04-08-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I always wondered why Disney puts clothes on some animals and not on others.  The gophers and squirrels are wearing little skirts but the turtle and the frogs are buck naked!

Meanwhile Donal Duck wears a shirt and hat but no pants.   Huh

Son's mom and I would refer to Porky as "that naked pig".


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_fo...ed_Animals

....
In 1959, Alan Abel wrote a satirical story about an imaginary organization for The Saturday Evening Post but the editors rejected it.[1] Abel then transformed his story into a series of press releases from the organization that garnered media attention. The group used the language and rhetoric of conservative moralists for the aim of clothing naked animals, including pets, barnyard animals, and large wildlife. Abel persuaded the actor Buck Henry to play the group president, G. Clifford Prout, Jr., in public appearances, and Abel (seen far less frequently) played the group's executive vice-president Bruce Spencer.

Over time, the history of SINA and some of its specific aims were codified into a coherent (if unlikely) backstory. The group had been founded some years before by G. Clifford Prout, Sr., and was being carried on by his son. An alleged debate within SINA was how large an animal had to be to require clothing; the official position quoted by Prout was "any dog, cat, horse or cow that stands higher than 4 inches or longer than 6 inches."

High on the wings of SINA / we fight for the future now;
Let's clothe every pet and animal / whether dog, cat, horse or cow!
...


Naked animals are offensive.
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#36

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(04-09-2020, 02:35 AM)Cheerful Charlie Wrote: Naked animals are offensive.

Or perhaps attractive, I suppose.
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#37

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(04-09-2020, 02:35 AM)Cheerful Charlie Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 02:10 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 01:32 AM)brunumb Wrote: Meanwhile Donal Duck wears a shirt and hat but no pants.   Huh

Son's mom and I would refer to Porky as "that naked pig".


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_fo...ed_Animals

....
In 1959, Alan Abel wrote a satirical story about an imaginary organization for The Saturday Evening Post but the editors rejected it.[1] Abel then transformed his story into a series of press releases from the organization that garnered media attention. The group used the language and rhetoric of conservative moralists for the aim of clothing naked animals, including pets, barnyard animals, and large wildlife. Abel persuaded the actor Buck Henry to play the group president, G. Clifford Prout, Jr., in public appearances, and Abel (seen far less frequently) played the group's executive vice-president Bruce Spencer.

Over time, the history of SINA and some of its specific aims were codified into a coherent (if unlikely) backstory. The group had been founded some years before by G. Clifford Prout, Sr., and was being carried on by his son. An alleged debate within SINA was how large an animal had to be to require clothing; the official position quoted by Prout was "any dog, cat, horse or cow that stands higher than 4 inches or longer than 6 inches."

   High on the wings of SINA / we fight for the future now;
   Let's clothe every pet and animal / whether dog, cat, horse or cow!
...


Naked animals are offensive.

"Decency today means morality tomorrow" ROFL2
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#38

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(04-09-2020, 02:40 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 02:35 AM)Cheerful Charlie Wrote: Naked animals are offensive.

Or perhaps attractive, I suppose.

Time to give Link something to lust after...

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(04-08-2020, 02:31 PM)Link Wrote: (1) By remembering you can't properly be defined in anywhere but God's vision.
(2) By remembering and seeing he is the Necessary being and hence has to exist and thus does.
(3) By seeing all greatness, beauty, and goodness is from his light and he is the source and that which unifies all beauty, greatness, and goodness.

For fuck's sake!  Is this moron ever gonna give up pushing this sort of bullshit?

What point does he think he's making by proselytising on an atheist forum?

He's proved numerous times in the past that he's got no idea what atheism is, and
yet he thinks, in his deranged way, that he's maybe gonna change our minds for us.
I'd have serious doubts about his mental acumen, or his powers of logic.

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(04-09-2020, 02:46 AM)Minimalist Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 02:40 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 02:35 AM)Cheerful Charlie Wrote: Naked animals are offensive.

Or perhaps attractive, I suppose.

Time to give Link something to lust after...

[Image: Sexy-camel.jpg?w=288]

Hey, it beats a blowjob from a crocodile.
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#41

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#42

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(04-09-2020, 02:50 AM)SYZ Wrote:
(04-08-2020, 02:31 PM)Link Wrote: (1) By remembering you can't properly be defined in anywhere but God's vision.
(2) By remembering and seeing he is the Necessary being and hence has to exist and thus does.
(3) By seeing all greatness, beauty, and goodness is from his light and he is the source and that which unifies all beauty, greatness, and goodness.

For fuck's sake!  Is this moron ever gonna give up pushing this sort of bullshit?

What point does he think he's making by proselytising on an atheist forum?

He's proved numerous times in the past that he's got no idea what atheism is, and
yet he thinks, in his deranged way, that he's maybe gonna change our minds for us.
I'd have serious doubts about his mental acumen, or his powers of logic.

       Facepalm        Facepalm

If his behavior here mirrors his behavior at AF, then no. If he stays true to form, he'll spam the board with thread after thread of essentially the same bullshit topic. He's on a mission from allah (piss be upon him) and will not stop short of a banning.

The sad part is, he was once a kinda quirky, little bit flakey, funny guy and was a positive influence on the forum. Now he's just another brainwashed chuckle-fuck who desperately seeks validation.
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#43

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He's needed here. Someone has to attend to the pig sty.
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#44

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(04-08-2020, 02:31 PM)Link Wrote: (1) By remembering you can't properly be defined in anywhere but God's vision.
That doesnt mean anything, sorry.

(04-08-2020, 02:31 PM)Link Wrote: (2) By remembering and seeing he is the Necessary being and hence has to exist and thus does.
Things don't exist "just because". All things that DO factually exist we can prove, so why don't you prove that God exisits?

(04-08-2020, 02:31 PM)Link Wrote: (3) By seeing all greatness, beauty, and goodness is from his light and he is the source and that which unifies all beauty, greatness, and goodness.
This effectively means the same as the first load of nonsense you said - Nothing. You can saying anything really vague and non-committal like this and make it sound important/grand, but it's just utter garbage dude.

God has about as much evidence as literally any other "god" or "gods" in history, [None], and as such to claim one is real is to claim they all are - because whats the difference and how would we know? The book you worship is also highly flawed, which theologians also agree upon based upon the evidence we have to prove that point, so you can't even have "faith" in the word of god........because it's not the word of god, just shit people made up.

The standard stuff here is : Why is your god the god? What about all other gods in the history of all of earth religions, of which there are currently many and have been many before that? Why do you put an empty faith in something that you could never possibly prove? Do you do that with all other things as well? - if not, why not? Is the bible literal? If not - do you take anything of it to be true? If so, why? [because if it's not 100% true, you can't pick/choose what you want.]
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(04-09-2020, 05:55 AM)TheGentlemanBastard Wrote: Now he's just another brainwashed chuckle-fuck who desperately seeks validation.

He would so obviously be seeking it in the wrong place that I doubt it.
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#46

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chuckle-fuck

I had forgotten that one. Thanks @TheGentlemanBastard
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#47

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(04-08-2020, 02:31 PM)Link Wrote: (1) By remembering you can't properly be defined in anywhere but God's vision.
(2) By remembering and seeing he is the Necessary being and hence has to exist and thus does.
(3) By seeing all greatness, beauty, and goodness is from his light and he is the source and that which unifies all beauty, greatness, and goodness.

Dude, you have to face the fact that there is no rational evidence or arguments for God's existence. Get a life and stop squandering your only existence in pursuit of a pipe dream.  Consider
“I expect to pass this way but once; any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” (Etienne De Grellet)
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(04-09-2020, 01:51 PM)Alan V Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 05:55 AM)TheGentlemanBastard Wrote: Now he's just another brainwashed chuckle-fuck who desperately seeks validation.

He would so obviously be seeking it in the wrong place that I doubt it.

I think he takes anything we say about his arguments, or "proofs" as he calls them, as validation. We are, after all, responding to his claims, therefore we must have some deep, repressed belief in his bullshit. [Image: Eye_Roll.gif]
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(04-09-2020, 01:32 AM)brunumb Wrote:
(04-08-2020, 03:35 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: I always wondered why Disney puts clothes on some animals and not on others.  The gophers and squirrels are wearing little skirts but the turtle and the frogs are buck naked!

Meanwhile Donal Duck wears a shirt and hat but no pants.   Huh
Yet when he takes a shower he wraps a towel around his waist.   Dunno
And Goofy talks up a storm and walks on two legs.  Pluto can't talk - walks on four legs.   Huh
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(04-09-2020, 02:33 PM)TheGentlemanBastard Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 01:51 PM)Alan V Wrote:
(04-09-2020, 05:55 AM)TheGentlemanBastard Wrote: Now he's just another brainwashed chuckle-fuck who desperately seeks validation.

He would so obviously be seeking it in the wrong place that I doubt it.

I think he takes anything we say about his arguments, or "proofs" as he calls them, as validation. We are, after all, responding to his claims, therefore we must have some deep, repressed belief in his bullshit. [Image: Eye_Roll.gif]

You are on to something.
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