Trump wants everyone in church on Easter

[Phaedrus]

What a better way to reduce the religious population than have them all die from C-19.

CNN

[RobbyPants]

There have been plenty of instances of people around the world congregating in mass for religious relief from the virus. While it's ironic, it's sad that a lot of people who didn't attend these things are going to die.

The fact that Trump is calling for an even bigger version of this problem is as appalling as it is predictable. The man is a danger to self and others.

[SYZ]

From a distance, I'm guessing that Trump could have as-yet undiagnosed onset senile dementia.
There are several signs showing, and his constant use of short, 5- or 6-word speech grabs is typical.

Asked who suggested the Easter date, Trump said it was him.

"I thought it was a beautiful time. A beautiful timeline," he said.

Other classic warnings are;  being repetitive, confusion about time and place, difficulty communicating or
finding words, poor or decreased judgment, problems with abstract thinking, difficulty handling complex tasks,
changes in personality or behaviour, difficulty following storylines, and struggling to adapt to change etc.

I may well be overthinking his behaviour, but I'm certain that I've seen some or all of these symptoms,
particularly during Trump's handling of the COVID-19 crisis over the past couple of months.

[brewerb]

Wonder what we'll see come out of Liberty University?

[Dancefortwo]

What a better way to reduce the religious population than have them all die from C-19.

CNN

That's because trump is an asshole who only thinks about himself.   He is a disgusting human being.

[Minimalist]

From a distance, I'm guessing that Trump could have as-yet undiagnosed onset senile dementia.

100% confirmation of Alzheimer's can only be made by an autopsy and cutting up the brain.  In Trumpty's case I'm fine with that.  In fact, I think we should do it now.

[no one]

Well, since pray the gay away worked so well, they're trying: On your knees to prevent the disease.

[Dancefortwo]

From a distance, I'm guessing that Trump could have as-yet undiagnosed onset senile dementia.

100% confirmation of Alzheimer's can only be made by an autopsy and cutting up the brain.  In Trumpty's case I'm fine with that.  In fact, I think we should do it now.

Pre-death autopsy. Quick! You billyclub, I'll get the scalpels.

[Gwaithmir]

Trump can go diddle himself with a wooden spoon. 

[Fireball]

Trump can go diddle himself with a wooden spoon. 

Wouldn't be the first time he was shit-stirring. 

[Dānu]

I'm still hoping his staff will simply take him aside and club him to death with a stapler.

[c172]

I haven't even bothered with a Cadbury Creme Egg yet.

[no one]

Gandalf:
Trump can go diddle himself with a wooden spoon.

Or as it's internally known, "Meeting the Press".

[Aegon]

April 12 will likely be nearing the peak of the outbreak in the US.

[Paleophyte]

If it were simply a matter of morons getting themselves killed off I'd be less concerned. This is textbook "How to Cause an Epidemic" though and it'll get a lot of innocents killed who never went near the damned churches. It won't stay confined to devout dolts and they'll be taking up hospital beds that sane people will need.

[Minimalist]

If it were simply a matter of morons getting themselves killed off I'd be less concerned.

We can dream, can't we?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If it were simply a matter of morons getting themselves killed off I'd be less concerned.

We can dream, can't we?

Think of all the chew toys we'd lose.

[Minimalist]

I'm thinking....... I'm thinking.......

[Chimp3]

If we all dressed up like the Easter Bunny with a Hepa-filter over the breathing hole we would be OK.

[Bucky Ball]

Trump looks very very tired today. Scary sight ... he's obviously very depressed. Fighting with the press.
The daily juxtaposition between the supremely competent Governor Cuomo and the totally incompetent team of White House dunces should be helping Biden ... why do we have to have the Team of Dunces when there are actually competent people around.

[Alan V]

Trump wants this all over by Easter, and people in Hell want ice water.

[Minimalist]

Trump looks very very tired today. Scary sight ... he's obviously very depressed. Fighting with the press.
The daily juxtaposition between the supremely competent Governor Cuomo and the totally incompetent team of White House dunces should be helping Biden ... why do we have to have the Team of Dunces when there are actually competent people around.

Maybe he's sick?

[Bucky Ball]

Trump looks very very tired today. Scary sight ... he's obviously very depressed. Fighting with the press.
The daily juxtaposition between the supremely competent Governor Cuomo and the totally incompetent team of White House dunces should be helping Biden ... why do we have to have the Team of Dunces when there are actually competent people around.

I knew it had a name ... I couldn't remember it. A Confederacy of Dunces.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Trump wants this all over by Easter, and people in Hell want ice water.

It'll be his undoing. Go back to Aug 1991, when Bush Sr was riding high on victorious war fumes, and a relatively minor recession brought him down.

Trump has no victorious war, one really bad pandemic, and a stock-market in the shitter in September. The economy will suffer ripples for a couple of years.

Of course Trump wants it over by Easter. He's only giving more hostages to fortune by trying to look like a Great Wartime President as he blunders through.

[Gwaithmir]

Gandalf:
Trump can go diddle himself with a wooden spoon.

Or as it's internally known, "Meeting the Press".

Actually, I was paraphrasing a line from my short story Green Fletchings.