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National Day of Prayer completely stopped the virus.
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National Day of Prayer completely stopped the virus.
The virus that causes big toe nails to not look completely perfect has been destroyed. Praise God.

Meanwhile, the guy who wrote the memo about which virus we were to pray about has been asked to seek employment opportunities elsewhere.
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National Day of Prayer completely stopped the virus.
Praise Cheesus!
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National Day of Prayer completely stopped the virus.
Jesus: "Hey Dad, what mayo do you want on your salad?"
God: "Praise, Jesus."
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No gods necessary
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National Day of Prayer completely stopped the virus.
Anybody remember when Mother Abigail Freemantle gave thanks to God for allowing her to that jar of pickles out of the smoke house without dropping it?
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National Day of Prayer completely stopped the virus.
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National Day of Prayer completely stopped the virus.
(03-17-2020, 09:07 AM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The virus that causes big toe nails to not look completely perfect has been destroyed. Praise God.

Meanwhile, the guy who wrote the memo about which virus we were to pray about has been asked to seek employment opportunities elsewhere.

*eyes toes*

Looks like prayer still doesn't work.
"To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today." - Isaac Asimov
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National Day of Prayer completely stopped the virus.
(03-17-2020, 03:17 PM)Reltzik Wrote: *eyes toes*

Looks like prayer still doesn't work.

You shouldn't have tossed out that agape subscription offer like it was some random piece of junk mail.  Oh well.
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