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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
https://www.pedestrian.tv/dating/bushfir...ion-dildo/

Quote:The devastation of the bushfires, which continue to run rampant across the nation, has given rise to a number of incredible fundraising projects, but this next initiative is most certainly in a (w)hole league of its own – Brisbane sex toy supplier Geeky Sex Toys has released a special donation dildo, with 100% of the proceeds going towards bushfire recovery. You simply have no choice but to stan patriotic penetration. J’adore.

The ‘Down-Under Donation Dildo’ has been created to inevitably aid those most affected by the fires. “This silicone toy was designed specifically as our way to help out our neighbours in need,” their website reads. “Buying a sex toy has never felt so good.” The dildo is aptly-priced at $69, but there’s also the option to include an additional donation.
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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
(squirt)
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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
(01-13-2020, 08:14 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: https://www.pedestrian.tv/dating/bushfir...ion-dildo/

Quote:The devastation of the bushfires, which continue to run rampant across the nation, has given rise to a number of incredible fundraising projects, but this next initiative is most certainly in a (w)hole league of its own – Brisbane sex toy supplier Geeky Sex Toys has released a special donation dildo, with 100% of the proceeds going towards bushfire recovery. You simply have no choice but to stan patriotic penetration. J’adore.

The ‘Down-Under Donation Dildo’ has been created to inevitably aid those most affected by the fires. “This silicone toy was designed specifically as our way to help out our neighbours in need,” their website reads. “Buying a sex toy has never felt so good.” The dildo is aptly-priced at $69, but there’s also the option to include an additional donation.

That has GOT to get banned...
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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
(01-13-2020, 08:21 PM)Cavebear Wrote:
(01-13-2020, 08:14 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: https://www.pedestrian.tv/dating/bushfir...ion-dildo/

Quote:The devastation of the bushfires, which continue to run rampant across the nation, has given rise to a number of incredible fundraising projects, but this next initiative is most certainly in a (w)hole league of its own – Brisbane sex toy supplier Geeky Sex Toys has released a special donation dildo, with 100% of the proceeds going towards bushfire recovery. You simply have no choice but to stan patriotic penetration. J’adore.

The ‘Down-Under Donation Dildo’ has been created to inevitably aid those most affected by the fires. “This silicone toy was designed specifically as our way to help out our neighbours in need,” their website reads. “Buying a sex toy has never felt so good.” The dildo is aptly-priced at $69, but there’s also the option to include an additional donation.

That has GOT to get banned...

Are dildos too icky?
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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
(01-13-2020, 08:22 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(01-13-2020, 08:21 PM)Cavebear Wrote:
(01-13-2020, 08:14 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: https://www.pedestrian.tv/dating/bushfir...ion-dildo/

That has GOT to get banned...

Are dildos too icky?

Never tried one myself. But ads are.
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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
(01-13-2020, 08:21 PM)Cavebear Wrote:
(01-13-2020, 08:14 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote: https://www.pedestrian.tv/dating/bushfir...ion-dildo/

Quote:The devastation of the bushfires, which continue to run rampant across the nation, has given rise to a number of incredible fundraising projects, but this next initiative is most certainly in a (w)hole league of its own – Brisbane sex toy supplier Geeky Sex Toys has released a special donation dildo, with 100% of the proceeds going towards bushfire recovery. You simply have no choice but to stan patriotic penetration. J’adore.

The ‘Down-Under Donation Dildo’ has been created to inevitably aid those most affected by the fires. “This silicone toy was designed specifically as our way to help out our neighbours in need,” their website reads. “Buying a sex toy has never felt so good.” The dildo is aptly-priced at $69, but there’s also the option to include an additional donation.

That has GOT to get banned...


 Why on earth would we want to do that?  Is it not kosher?   If it's a scam, close it down by all means. If not, I think it's hilarious.

Will I buy one? No, it would be redundant.     Weeping
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As usual, you men are weird.  Nod   You're being total dicks!   As a woman this wouldn't be such a bad thing.  If it wasn't a scam and most of the money went towards fire relief in Australia I don't see a thing wrong with this.  It would help put out two fires at the same time.    Modest
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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
https://www.stripes.com/news/pacific/aus...s-1.614342?
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So, so tacky.

-Teresa
There is in the universe only one true divide, one real binary, life and death. Either you are living or you are not. Everything else is molten, malleable.

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(01-14-2020, 11:24 PM)Tres Leches Wrote: So, so tacky.

-Teresa

If I was fighting fires in that climate I'd be hoping the beer is cold.
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Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo
(01-13-2020, 08:26 PM)Cavebear Wrote:
(01-13-2020, 08:22 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:
(01-13-2020, 08:21 PM)Cavebear Wrote: That has GOT to get banned...

Are dildos too icky?

Never tried one myself.  But ads are.

 As a gossoon of 12 or so, I was always intrigued by the vibrator ads  in the back of People Magazine. The ads always  featured a drawing of a young woman, rubbing a carrot shaped object where the jaw meets  the neck.   Couldn't see the point in that at all .

As an adult,I once went into a porn shop. Now THOSE give tacky a whole new meaning.  Most of the toys seemed to have been designed  by a 14 year old who  had learned all about sex watching porn movies.
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(01-14-2020, 11:24 PM)Tres Leches Wrote: So, so tacky.

-Teresa

Mmmmmm,  not tacky........maybe a little sticky but a some KY Jelly would take care of that.  




Sorry, couldn't resist. 
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