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Ray Comfort has moved from bananas to oranges
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09-26-2019, 03:01 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-26-2019, 03:02 PM by Dancefortwo.)
Ray Comfort has moved from bananas to oranges
Oranges are mostly seedless now because of human cultivation but it seems I remember when I was a kid spitting out big ole seeds everytime I ate an orange. (choking hazzard!!) I would imagine that thousands of years ago they would have been smaller and have a lot more seeds. I don't know that for a fact though.
So have I, when I was about 8.
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09-26-2019, 03:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-26-2019, 03:12 PM by Dancefortwo.)
Ray Comfort has moved from bananas to oranges
Back after a little google search. The original orange, before human's got a hold of it, came from the Citron. Here's a picture.
Edit to add this: https://www.sanpellegrinofruitbeverages....a/c/citron Quote:The citron is a citrus fruit belonging to the category of "originals", and specifically represents the third species that gave rise to hybrids such as bergamot and "wrinkled" lemon. Belonging to a very old species, it would appear that the citron originated in Asia and was brought to Italy around III century BC by the Persian peoples.
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TIL. What the hell a citron is. Thanks, Ray.
Mountain-high though the difficulties appear, terrible and gloomy though all things seem, they are but Mâyâ.
Fear not — it is banished. Crush it, and it vanishes. Stamp upon it, and it dies. Vivekananda (09-26-2019, 03:08 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Back after a little google search. The original orange, before human's got a hold of it, came from the Citron. Here's a picture. Many moons ago, when I was travelling in the country side in Greece, we ran into a shepherd who invited us to dinner - his family was going to roast a lamb. Meanwhile he fed us lunch, which consisted of crouton-like bread you dipped into olive oil and half of a fruit that looked just like the citron above. You peeled it with a knife, leaving all the white stuff on the fruit, salted it and ate it. It was kind of a flavor burst, almost a shock, mellowed by the white stuff, but damn, it was refreshing and it sure killed your thirst for hours.
Maybe Ray and his team of mutant retards should examine why Ebola is so perfectly designed to do what it does.
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Maybe Ray should shove a banana up his ass and tell us why it fits so well?
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
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Consider the coconut. It does not fit the human hand. It does not have an easy open pull tab. It does not easily fit the human mouth.
Coconuts do not migrate.
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But they could be carried on a string.....
Mountain-high though the difficulties appear, terrible and gloomy though all things seem, they are but Mâyâ.
Fear not — it is banished. Crush it, and it vanishes. Stamp upon it, and it dies. Vivekananda Teosinte to maize. No gods needed.
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
Mini:
Maybe Ray should shove a banana up his ass and tell us why it fits so well? Wouldn't that dislodge little ole Kirk? (09-26-2019, 03:08 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: Back after a little google search. The original orange, before human's got a hold of it, came from the Citron. Here's a picture.Jeez. You'd have to eat like 30 of those to get the same amount of meat from one modern orange. Once again, humans take "God's" creation and make it much better.
God is inept.
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
https://www.sciencealert.com/fruits-vege...od-natural
Fruits and vegetables, before and after centuries of domestication.
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(09-26-2019, 05:14 PM)no one Wrote: Mini: LOL Another great one liner from No One deserving of a rimshot.
Wait until this asshole discovers pomegranates or cancer. Those too are the fruit of his god.
On hiatus.
Akee fruits and artichokes. Chocolate that takes complex processing to make it into an edible food.
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Someone should send him some Moonseed berries.
They're delicious, Ray. Gawd made 'em just for you!
09-26-2019, 11:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-26-2019, 11:32 PM by Dancefortwo.)
Ray Comfort has moved from bananas to oranges (09-26-2019, 09:42 PM)TheGulegon Wrote: Someone should send him some Moonseed berries. How about some magic mushroom? They're for sure god sent. Can you imagine Ray on a mushroom trip? (09-26-2019, 11:30 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote:(09-26-2019, 09:42 PM)TheGulegon Wrote: Someone should send him some Moonseed berries. It'd certainly be entertaining, but I was thinking of a more permanent solution, for Mr. Comfort. Like a Wolf's bane bouquet.
Guy looks to plants for intelligent design (which says something in itself, no) but won't put poison ivy in his salad.
That's one cherry-picking sonofabitch.
On hiatus.
If "God" was so keen to make "his" fruit edible, then why is it we can't eat orange peel or banana skins—just like
we do apples, pears, tomatoes, grapes, strawberries, peaches, and also a plethora of vegetables? I sometimes wonder whether or not Comfort is just having a MASSIVE piss-take? Nobody on the planet could be this intellectually challenged..... could they? I'm a creationist; I believe that man created God.
They can be even more challenged.The depths of human stupidity are fathomless.
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