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Giving my heart to Jesus.
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Giving my heart to Jesus.
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Yeah, I did this bit on the other site years ago. Sue me.
Don't mistake me for those nice folks from Give-A-Shit county.
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No wonder they all converted to Christianity. They got tired of having to pronounce Huizilopochilofulimnoloquizarious.
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(07-16-2019, 07:32 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote: [Image: a56901f72bf2d4315ad0cd9749d4da1158e2abc5...64d6bc.jpg]

Yeah, I did this bit on the other site years ago. Sue me.

That reminds me of when my mother was in a Catholic  hospital with triple pneumonia and there was a Bleeding Heart of Jesus painting on the wall....it looked something like this.

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Mom  was in and out of consciousness and every time she'd wake up there'd  be that goddamn painting of that goddamn heart staring at her.  As she got better and the nurses started giving her meals she complained that all the hospital food started tasting like a bleeding heart.  When my sister and I went to visit her she asked us to turn the painting around so she could eat her food in peace.  We did it one better, we removed the offending painting and put it in a drawer.  She got much better after that.  Her food tasted like good ol fashioned yucky hospital food....which was much better than having to eat a bleeding Jesus heart everyday.
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Heathens, aorta know when the holy spirit starts pumping, whatever acrimony you may chamber shall forever be replaced by the hallowed arrogance of the unworldly vain.
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(07-16-2019, 08:05 PM)no one Wrote: Heathens, aorta know when the holy spirit starts pumping, whatever acrimony you may chamber shall forever be replaced by the hallowed arrogance of the unworldly vain.

Beautiful. Did you write that?
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Giving my heart to Jesus.
I thought about giving Jesus my heart but the feeling only lasted for a short stent. He kept on asking me to change my mind but after I bypassed his offers twice he became apoplectic.

 I decided to stroke a deal with satan instead.
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Indeed I did, old man.
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#8

Giving my heart to Jesus.
Jesus can kiss my ass.
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
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(07-16-2019, 10:18 PM)Minimalist Wrote: Jesus can kiss my ass.

You know that he probably never brushed his teeth, right?
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I won't wipe my ass that day.  We'll be even.
Robert G. Ingersoll : “No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.”
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#11

Giving my heart to Jesus.
Meh, all I can think about now is barbacoa tacos.
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