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(07-09-2019, 03:06 PM)Phaedrus Wrote: Yep, here's your weird science for the day Oh plaeese. It's just cause we can't bend.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
07-09-2019, 10:20 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2019, 10:21 PM by Dom.)
Why men sniff their fingers after scratching their balls (07-09-2019, 10:06 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(07-09-2019, 09:37 PM)Dom Wrote: Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open so you miscalculate the distance down as well as are greeted by an ice cold thin rim of ceramic. You don't want lights when you go to pee in the middle of the night without actually waking up. Pick the damn thing up, do your thing, and put it back down or you can't share a bathroom. Period. (07-09-2019, 10:20 PM)Dom Wrote:(07-09-2019, 10:06 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(07-09-2019, 09:37 PM)Dom Wrote: Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open so you miscalculate the distance down as well as are greeted by an ice cold thin rim of ceramic. Put it down, do your thing, and put it back up or you can't share the bathroom. Period or not. (07-09-2019, 08:30 PM)SYZ Wrote: Why is it that women always demand that the seat is down, and have Because when some women go to the bathroom in the middle of the night (and don't turn on the light) some women have been known to fall butt first into the toilet. (07-09-2019, 10:07 PM)madog Wrote:(07-09-2019, 09:37 PM)Dom Wrote: Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open Naw, I leave used tampons floating in the toilet so even if the seat is left down there's a nice target to aim your pee at instead of peeing all over the seat. Problem solved, you're welcome. I actually never encounter the seat up/ down problem. It's girls all the way down in my house and out in the world are ladies' restrooms with no boys allowed. It's only at friends' or family's homes that very rarely I find a toilet seat is left up. As for the balls-sniffers thing in the OP... Yawn, I'm getting sleepy, time for a nap. -Teresa
There is in the universe only one true divide, one real binary, life and death. Either you are living or you are not. Everything else is molten, malleable.
-Susan Faludi, In the Darkroom (07-09-2019, 10:23 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(07-09-2019, 10:20 PM)Dom Wrote:(07-09-2019, 10:06 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: This is why god gave us nightlights. I see that the two of us will never share a bathroom. (07-09-2019, 11:00 PM)Dom Wrote:(07-09-2019, 10:23 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(07-09-2019, 10:20 PM)Dom Wrote: You don't want lights when you go to pee in the middle of the night without actually waking up. So there is a god. (07-09-2019, 09:37 PM)Dom Wrote: Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open so you miscalculate the distance down as well as are greeted by an ice cold thin rim of ceramic. Even when brain-addled by sleep, I can remember to check the position of the toilet seat before dropping a deuce. It really isn't that hard. (07-09-2019, 11:48 PM)TheGentlemanBastard Wrote:(07-09-2019, 09:37 PM)Dom Wrote: Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open so you miscalculate the distance down as well as are greeted by an ice cold thin rim of ceramic. Now if you can remember to leave it in a considerate fashion, you'll be the smart one. (07-09-2019, 11:49 PM)Dom Wrote:(07-09-2019, 11:48 PM)TheGentlemanBastard Wrote:(07-09-2019, 09:37 PM)Dom Wrote: Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open so you miscalculate the distance down as well as are greeted by an ice cold thin rim of ceramic. But that's only considerate for one gender. Problem solved!
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The toilet seat has two parts. Both should be down so no one wins.
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Meh, there is always a tub, shower or sink available.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
When I met my first wife she had two boys, 6 and 8 years old. When I moved in Sharon tried to give me "the lecture". I just put the lid down after every use. She got the message. The boys cheered.
Question for the guys from a genuinely curious person:
If you have to poop and the seat is up, do you put it down before sitting? Do you then raise the seat up again after pooping? Have you ever pooped at night and accidentally sat inside a toilet bowl? (I'm guessing there's not much night-pooping so that's probably a moot poop question.) -Teresa
There is in the universe only one true divide, one real binary, life and death. Either you are living or you are not. Everything else is molten, malleable.
-Susan Faludi, In the Darkroom (07-10-2019, 01:47 AM)Tres Leches Wrote: Question for the guys from a genuinely curious person: We're dumb but we're not that dumb...yah I always check to get the seat down before I sit. But then I leave it down.
I put the seat and lid down when I'm finished, because I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy. I endured a bit of rancor after I got married. That was my solution. This shouldn't be a problem for reasonable people. Pointers and setters use the toilet in different ways. If I have to pay attention to the position of the seat, everybody does.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(07-10-2019, 01:54 AM)Fireball Wrote: I put the seat and lid down when I'm finished, because I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy. I endured a bit of rancor after I got married. That was my solution. This shouldn't be a problem for reasonable people. Pointers and setters use the toilet in different ways. If I have to pay attention to the position of the seat, everybody does. That's cool. What's annoying is the falling into the pot with one's ass... (07-10-2019, 01:50 AM)jerry mcmasters Wrote:(07-10-2019, 01:47 AM)Tres Leches Wrote: Question for the guys from a genuinely curious person: So you're saying we ladies who accidentally sit inside a toilet bowl to pee at night are dumb? I'm just yanking your chain, btw. -Teresa
There is in the universe only one true divide, one real binary, life and death. Either you are living or you are not. Everything else is molten, malleable.
-Susan Faludi, In the Darkroom (07-10-2019, 01:54 AM)Fireball Wrote: I put the seat and lid down when I'm finished, because I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy. I endured a bit of rancor after I got married. That was my solution. This shouldn't be a problem for reasonable people. Pointers and setters use the toilet in different ways. If I have to pay attention to the position of the seat, everybody does. That is actually a good idea, sanitation-wise. I started doing this after hearing that fecal spray happens microscopically when flushing. -Teresa
There is in the universe only one true divide, one real binary, life and death. Either you are living or you are not. Everything else is molten, malleable.
-Susan Faludi, In the Darkroom (07-09-2019, 08:45 PM)vulcanlogician Wrote: I don't see what the issue is with the toilet seat. Picture yourself at 3 in the morning, you don’t put the light on so as not to wake your spouse, and sit down on the toilet bowl rather than the seat. Also one might note that peeing and dumping aren’t the only thing women are doing on the toilet...they are often doing rather bloody work there. If a toilet is shared, seat-down is considerate. In my house it’s lid-down because of the cat liking to drink toilet water.
god, ugh
(07-10-2019, 02:00 AM)Tres Leches Wrote:(07-10-2019, 01:54 AM)Fireball Wrote: I put the seat and lid down when I'm finished, because I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy. I endured a bit of rancor after I got married. That was my solution. This shouldn't be a problem for reasonable people. Pointers and setters use the toilet in different ways. If I have to pay attention to the position of the seat, everybody does. I watched an episode of MythBusters (who get so much wrong that I just cringe) where they left toothbrushes in bathrooms for various amounts of time, and they almost all had e. coli growing on them. >.< Maybe people brush their teeth after defecating and don't wash their hands first?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I poop on my neighbor's porch. Sometimes his pool.
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