T'is the season to make war on coffee cups, advertisements, decorations, and anything that shouldn't be allowed. Here's their battle strategy:
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Since this is the holiday thread pro tem:
#1 The Legend of the Chernobyl Turkey. 1 hour ago With Thanksgiving looming it's time to retell this story. Late '80s, living in LA (and working San Diego.) My GF's family is three girls and five boys. Thanksgiving will be at her house this year, so I'm helping her shop for everything. As we're looking at turkeys she starts in about how Dad and the boys fight about who gets the drumsticks "EVERY DAMN YEAR!!!!" I laughed and said "here's what you need then." I thought she was going to choke from laughing so hard. The package went into the cart and we moved on. Thanksgiving Day, and the males are banned from the kitchen, which saddened them no end. Rolleyes The ladies are having a fine time, lots of laughter. At mealtime the Dad takes he place at the head of the table and his wife brings out the turkey, carefully covered with a shiny dome. She sits it in front of Dad and whips off the cover. The turkey is there, but it has six legs. (The item mentioned earlier was a package of four turkey legs.) The guys stare at the mutant turkey for a minute, then start arguing about who gets the original legs. The wives are ready for this and start whacking their opposite numbers over the head with wood spatulas.
Turkey legs are tough with loads of tendons running through them, screw that, I bought a turkey crown for Xmas it should be enough for cold cuts on boxing day and a turkey curry on the 27th too, yum.
The whole point of having cake is to eat it
(11-14-2018, 06:53 PM)adey67 Wrote: Turkey legs are tough with loads of tendons running through them, screw that, I bought a turkey crown for Xmas it should be enough for cold cuts on boxing day and a turkey curry on the 27th too, yum. What is a turkey crown? The breast?
Wait is this the mythical war on Christmas stuff I keep hearing about?
OH I WANNA JOIN! Hey if I'ma be accused of being at war with something shouldn't I be allowed to be a part of it?
Are you ready to get blood and guts and veins in your teeth?
(11-14-2018, 08:03 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Are you ready to get blood and guts and veins in your teeth? My cat says if you put suction cups on her feet she'll walk on the ceiling and pretend to be possessed kitty. Well ok she didn't say that so much as MEOW! Hissssss scratch but clearly that's what she meant
We still need pictures (with lines and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one) or it never happened.
Drop them off at the Group W bench. (11-14-2018, 09:03 PM)Yonadav Wrote:(11-14-2018, 08:58 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: We still need pictures (with lines and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one) or it never happened. Anti-war mongers. (11-14-2018, 09:28 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(11-14-2018, 09:03 PM)Yonadav Wrote:(11-14-2018, 08:58 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: We still need pictures (with lines and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one) or it never happened. Litterbugs. (11-14-2018, 09:31 PM)Yonadav Wrote:(11-14-2018, 09:28 PM)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(11-14-2018, 09:03 PM)Yonadav Wrote: Sounds like some sort of conspiracy to me. We used to throw our trash overboard until we realized that there were people who wanted it. Tin cans have a thousand uses, evidently.
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Getting ready for the 1st December at the shops:
(Sorry Kerbinator for nicking your favourite clip)
I'm waiting for the Pre-January White Sale ads to turn up in my mailbox.
(11-14-2018, 07:10 PM)Dom Wrote:(11-14-2018, 06:53 PM)adey67 Wrote: Turkey legs are tough with loads of tendons running through them, screw that, I bought a turkey crown for Xmas it should be enough for cold cuts on boxing day and a turkey curry on the 27th too, yum. Yes, it's both sides of the breast meat with the wishbone and sturnum intact to hold it together. I don't know why it's called a crown over here though, possibly to differentiate it from a single piece of breast meat idk.
The whole point of having cake is to eat it
People already have their Christmas lights up. It's not even Thanksgiving in the US. Blah!
11-16-2018, 03:37 PM
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Atheist Discussion goes to war!
Let us also not forget the war on Easter!
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