I let other people smell my fingers.
Now if only there was a study on why they leave the toilet seats up.
(07-09-2019, 03:40 PM)Jenny Wrote: [ -> ]Now if only there was a study on why they leave the toilet seats up.
Because it has a hinge and adults know what hinges are for.
As for the finger thing, somebody needed to publish something or die, I think.
(07-09-2019, 03:40 PM)Jenny Wrote: [ -> ]Now if only there was a study on why they leave the toilet seats up.
Are you claiming that toilet seats can actually be swung down?!
I'm sure some men do this. I'm not one of them, though.
People will think this is a common male behavior. I highly doubt it.
Quote:Barber adds that our instinctive attraction to our own scent is essentially a form of egoism,
Trump must spend hours a day sniffing his own balls!
(07-09-2019, 03:09 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: [ -> ]Oh fur chrissakes. Men really do this?
I never have, nor have I ever even thought to do this.
I've also never seen another bloke do this—or even talk
about it at the pub over a beer. I call the story total bullshit.
I don't really have any urgent desire to check the olfactory
condition of my man-sack anyway. Why the fuck would you?
(07-09-2019, 05:39 PM)SYZ Wrote: [ -> ] (07-09-2019, 03:09 PM)Dancefortwo Wrote: [ -> ]Oh fur chrissakes. Men really do this?
I never have, nor have I ever even thought to do this.
I've also never seen another bloke do this—or even talk
about it at the pub over a beer. I call the story total bullshit.
I don't really have any urgent desire to check the olfactory
condition of my man-sack anyway. Why the fuck would you?
Rule 34 before the internet, I guess.
(07-09-2019, 03:40 PM)Jenny Wrote: [ -> ]Now if only there was a study on why they leave the toilet seats up.
That's only those men that pee in the toilet and not the sink
(07-09-2019, 03:40 PM)Jenny Wrote: [ -> ]Now if only there was a study on why they leave the toilet seats up.
Because if we left the seat down and got piss on it you'd grumble even more.
Why is it that women always demand that the seat is down, and have
the self-righteous expectation of it being so? How is it that men must
obey this rule without any objections? Would it not be fair for men to
equally claim the opposite in this scenario, that is, the seat is always up?
This is blatant discrimination against men by the feminist lobby, and is
truly outrageous!
So... I say to men; leave the seat down, and leave your piss all over the
toilet seat. Great steaming globules of the stuff; stinking rivulets of your
golden nectar. Maybe even let some splash on the fucking floor tiles.
Then maybe she'll put the seat up... how it was designed to be.
(07-09-2019, 07:12 PM)adey67 Wrote: [ -> ] (07-09-2019, 03:40 PM)Jenny Wrote: [ -> ]Now if only there was a study on why they leave the toilet seats up.
Because if we left the seat down and got piss on it you'd grumble even more.
I removed the seat once, after the last time I heard complaints about leaving it up.
I don't see what the issue is with the toilet seat.
Some of you ladies may not know this, but men sometimes use the toilet with the seat down too. Never once... never, ever, ever, not even one time... have I seen it as an inconvenience to have to put the toilet seat down before taking a dump. I don't see why it's a problem for anyone.
Truly. I'm not trying to be rude. I'm genuinely puzzled about all the griping from women folk.
(07-09-2019, 08:45 PM)vulcanlogician Wrote: [ -> ]I don't see what the issue is with the toilet seat.
Some of you ladies may not know this, but men sometimes use the toilet with the seat down too. Never once... never, ever, ever, not even one time... have I seen it as an inconvenience to have to put the toilet seat down before taking a dump. I don't see why it's a problem for anyone.
Truly. I'm not trying to be rude. I'm genuinely puzzled about all the griping from women folk.
"Most convenient" for them, that's the reason. Plus a dash of penis envy if the truth be told.
Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open so you miscalculate the distance down as well as are greeted by an ice cold thin rim of ceramic.
It can turn you into a murderous maniac...it's a rude awakening during a process that would normally never even register.
Men who fail to put the seat down are banned in my house.
(07-09-2019, 09:37 PM)Dom Wrote: [ -> ]Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open so you miscalculate the distance down as well as are greeted by an ice cold thin rim of ceramic.
It can turn you into a murderous maniac...it's a rude awakening during a process that would normally never even register.
Men who fail to put the seat down are banned in my house.
So, you've been outsmarted by a potty?
*wonders if Ross Perot was a finger-sniffer.*
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can.
(07-09-2019, 09:37 PM)Dom Wrote: [ -> ]Try stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night, groping your way to the bathroom and sitting down on the toilet, which has been left open so you miscalculate the distance down as well as are greeted by an ice cold thin rim of ceramic.
It can turn you into a murderous maniac...it's a rude awakening during a process that would normally never even register.
Men who fail to put the seat down are banned in my house.
This is why god gave us nightlights.